i have a statue of Vash the Stamped

You get alot more range

i use jo mama

I’d never fap at my desk

I use yo mama

I’d never fap at my desk

I can only nut comfortably in bed

Ha have fun with ur fat black gf

Jerking off is just a fucking mess

even in bed

How

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Cum before the precum starts getting on your hands and aim at the towel

varg

wht

No it's because im lazy and just cum at the blanket

If you fap at your desk you are an animal

then i flip it over

Bruh

Yeah fr

I can’t nut standing either

Mobile lying down

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Or on the toilet at a fixed angle

^

the only two true positions

I must spread my skull

Based homeless wank

Toilet nuts are the most ergonomic

You can just nut directly in to the bowl

y’all weird

or just cum in the shower

Then flush it

i cum in the fuck

I came once in an international flight

inb4 gotta fucking clean the shower now

I can’t nut in the shower either

I only jerk off in the restroom when the showers on

So nobody can hear

I can only nut laying down