Message from @sharialabeouf

Discord ID: 330875243562401792


2017-07-02 00:45:30 UTC  

ur a fukkin GENIUS

2017-07-02 00:48:17 UTC  

redheads are the prototypical aryan and therefore it is not racemixing to inseminate one as a pole

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330872273722671104/1498636145396.png

2017-07-02 00:49:05 UTC  

imma need to inspect dem tiddies mam

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330872477486153728/spitfire_the_wonderbolt_drill_instructor_by_jackspade2012-d5od6l1.png

2017-07-02 00:50:56 UTC  

get the fuck out of here spitfire

2017-07-02 00:51:07 UTC  

i literally get cold sweats from shame when i remember

2017-07-02 00:51:18 UTC  

1. spitfire (called her spootfire)
2. Youcis
3. exgf

2017-07-02 00:51:28 UTC  

4. me

2017-07-02 00:52:34 UTC  

today i passed a smoke shop called "The Wonderful Leaf" and I wanted to take a pic and send it to Slug

2017-07-02 00:52:37 UTC  

but then i'd get the doxx

2017-07-02 00:53:18 UTC  

@SLUG2_ dude theres a video of you

2017-07-02 00:53:51 UTC  

>tfw no sunburned gf 2 rub lotion on

2017-07-02 00:54:44 UTC  

iktf

2017-07-02 00:56:34 UTC  

Anyone want my Twitter blocklist? I got TONS of advertisers blocked

2017-07-02 00:58:07 UTC  

do you also have a gf you are giving away

2017-07-02 00:58:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330874793626697738/undefined_20170701_1.csv

2017-07-02 00:58:31 UTC  

Just gotta go into settings, go to blocked accounts, and then import it

2017-07-02 00:58:49 UTC  

@Convo You could go on Craigslist

2017-07-02 00:59:29 UTC  

what can i do there

2017-07-02 01:00:21 UTC  

@Convo Find a gf you can pay for

2017-07-02 01:00:47 UTC  

thats not a gf

2017-07-02 01:00:49 UTC  

thats your mom

2017-07-02 01:01:13 UTC  

@sharialabeouf were you also a former jew

2017-07-02 01:03:01 UTC  

23andme will let me know in a few weeks. If I am I'll get a vasectomy, make Aliyah, and root for you guys as I fondle Khazar milkers in the holy land.

2017-07-02 01:03:33 UTC  

@badtanman dude i saw that and that was the first thing i ever favorited on twitter in my life

2017-07-02 01:03:37 UTC  

lol

2017-07-02 01:04:02 UTC  

@sharialabeouf Khazar Milkers saggy

enjoy needing an icecream scoop to get them out of a bra

2017-07-02 01:04:21 UTC  

Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.

2017-07-02 01:04:47 UTC  

I'm not gonna be a Jew.

2017-07-02 01:08:06 UTC  

@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew

2017-07-02 01:10:12 UTC  

tfw no gf

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330877790360436737/DBpKCYQUAAA3VxX.png

2017-07-02 01:10:33 UTC  

>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf

2017-07-02 01:11:00 UTC  

>tfw 5'11

>tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels

2017-07-02 01:17:53 UTC  

i might be getting a promotion

2017-07-02 01:17:57 UTC  

due to being a good boy

2017-07-02 01:18:07 UTC  

or raise or whatever you call it

2017-07-02 01:21:19 UTC  

>tfw get called into boss office

2017-07-02 01:21:29 UTC  

>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"