Nah, I doubt it.

roight roight

I'm always near him, so it'd be hard to fool me

I have a cat with eye color like that

I agree that it'd be hard

A good woman knows where her man is in a room full of people and is always attentive to his movements so she can assist him when he needs assistance.

id root lisa

with a 2x4

@badtanman - don't be crass. I know you're better than that and have some form of decency.

lol

you clearly dont know me that well

you should PM the mods they'll help u

oh wait

yeah the last time a girl wanted me to be a white knight i crashed the whole server with no survivors

jukka?

yee

I actually don't hate Lisa but don't tell anyone

@badtanman - I don't expect you to be a white knight, I know you are higher quality than a nigger knight though. You're white after all. 😂

or am i

lol he's not white

my donger is suspiciously brown

>portagee

what did coach say on penis inspection day

he said i have a short frenulum

😥

yeah, I'm a nigger
n - nice
i - intelligent
g - groomed
g - gentleman
e - ending
r - racism

wew lad

... oh my

you asked

i told

I didn't ask

coach paul did the best inspections

*passes doll* where did the bad man touch you?

my penis

isnt it obvious

did u kno in 1985 they outlawed inspections by hand so u have to use ur mouth

only in the orthodox neighborhoods i thought

Glad I'm a girl in the Catholic Church

ah yes, i too love to kiss refugee feet

anyone ever told you you look central european

Me?