its fucking 7 pm

why is she asleep

nappytime

she worked a strenuous 12 hour week she needs her beauty rest

tru

hell hath no fury like a mod scorned

translate from spic pls

lel

my grandma always said put your love stick in a nigger before a portuguese

she never said that

wtf did you fuck my grandma

you're gross

she was young at the time, lad

I'm going down to the court house tomorrow to collect my jew shekels ama

Oh wow, go and do stuff come back... this conversation escalated quickly

I cringe every time women type

@northern_confederate - I cringe every time men don't know how to do simple things like press two buttons to operate a washing-machine. Even though it was invented by a man. It perplexes me.
Then I pity them, because they'd be hopeless without a woman.

>man
>unable to operate something
pick one

a real man would read the manual before asking a woman for help

I'll pick both because I can bake a cake and eat it too.

🤔

I call you marie deftoneitte

The last time my blood brother read a manual to operate something, he blew up the microwave.

clearly he cant read

wonen are gay

I honestly don't know how he did it. He burnt 2 minute noddles too. I mean, how the hell do you burn two minute noddles?

like i said

he clearly cant read

He can. He's an engineer. Lol.

I'm an imagineer

ama

>engineer
>cant read 2 minute noodles instructions

dingoes are retarded

actually don't because it's copy writed by dis ney

Lucky his girlfriend can cook basic things. Otherwise he'd be screwed.

He's actually born in NZ lol

huh that's you

No, I'm the only one in my family both immediate and extended that is born in Dingoland

wow

Men aren't supposed to operate washing machines we feel it on an instinctual level.