I had a chicken Big Mac. Do you guys have chicken Big Macs?

no we're straight

hope u enjoyed tho

^

i hear theres a sodomite epidemic in dingoland

They want to phase out the beef Big Mac and replace it with the chicken one because the chicken one is healthier

big mac is my porn name but the special sauce isn't what you'd think it's my tears

mfw the xmas card has nipples

I do hear women like lean meat these days

ayy

but i am always between the buns

https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/f/f2/1x4_Dennis_driving.png/revision/latest?cb=20110814043530 vanguard's face when someone cuts him off in traffic

is fried chicken really that much better than the slim patties they use tbh

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6wDs-0hH7hg/maxresdefault.jpg >hfw someone questions his masculinity

Chicken Big Mac

https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/itsalwayssunny/images/8/8c/Dennis%27_Double_Life.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170310153029 >hfw bitch ex wife shows up to collect child support

badtanman doxed

They only fry the chicken nuggets here, the rest is oven baked chicken

https://itsalwayssunnyinphilly.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/l.jpg >hfw his daughters burn coal and he transitions

the fug

Our health board are nazis

sweet

i love nazis

and if youre using that term in a bad way youre a fucking hypocrit

i like jew killers who don't lose

Nah, it's good

I love it

Gets the fatties healthy

yeah u could use to lose a few, sweetie 💅 💅 💅

i would be in shape but i have terminal boneitis

I hate fatties

i also hate myself

Brad won't let me get fat

send pix of hands

for proof

you can get fat if you have a sudden desire for a new aquatic home

a lot of hippie trolling potential here.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/888581502673485824

The only time I'll get fat is if I have babies in my stomach. That's a good kind of fat

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