I’ll stab you so you can pass out, try to get some sleep from that

Go buy some melatonin or something

Order a hooker to sing you a lullaby

I have perscription sleep meds but even though i'm tired i can't sleep

you know what other people have? a gf.

go buy some melanin

can i hire a hooker to cuddle with me

first off, shut your phone off

doesn’t help

i take 2 melatonin pills every night

and then lay there in bed for 2 hours with your eyes closed until you finally fall asleep

and leave my phone playing videos as i fall asleep

Bruh

I have the same routine minus melatonin

who cares?

that sounds comfy

Natural sleep gang

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yeah i have prescription meds but even so my tired doesn't make me sleep

No sleep gang

I have a hard time falling asleep, but once I do, I sleep ~11 hours

no you don't

fuck u

Rekt

I used to have terrible sleep apnea to where i had an episode every 18 seconds

sleep isn't my strong suit

I sleep but I wake up tired cause I always wake up at 6am

Is that the disorder people die from? 🤔

and sleep at 12-2

go to sleep earlier, need

nerd

it just means i stop breathing while i sleep

It can be dangerous in certain situations but it's mostly not deadly

it can cause blood pressure issues

I’m in London, where do I go to get stabbed by a black person

Better than getting shot by a black person

uhh the london equivalent of times square

Actually nevermind

nahh

Guns are quick

do me a favor and pee on the big clock.