Message from Mayor of Fashtown in Vibrant Diversity #general

2017-07-29 14:54:56 UTC  

did you really @ everyone over an oven mitt

2017-07-29 14:55:06 UTC  

It's important.

2017-07-29 14:55:24 UTC  

go buy one and doddle trs on it in sharpie

2017-07-29 14:55:25 UTC  

yeah i agree its very important, my dms are open btw

2017-07-29 14:56:06 UTC

2017-07-29 14:56:55 UTC  

oh my god thank you for feeding me more streetshitter memes

2017-07-29 14:57:02 UTC  

They are my favorite

2017-07-29 14:57:22 UTC  

@queenarchitect it won't be the same :(

2017-07-29 14:58:55 UTC  

this man walks up to your gf and offers her tendies in exchange for succ wyd

2017-07-29 15:01:17 UTC  

it is easy to ignore, especially since im not reading that shit

2017-07-29 15:01:19 UTC  

fuck africa

2017-07-29 15:02:52 UTC  

2027: same exact article but now 120 million are at risk since we kept feeding them

2017-07-29 15:05:45 UTC

2017-07-29 15:13:05 UTC  

1017: vassals and client states pay tribute to kingdom
2017: global superpower pays tribute to 3rd world impotent shitholes

2017-07-29 15:19:43 UTC  

@Mayor of Fashtown - it's getting there

2017-07-29 15:19:54 UTC  

84% last i looked

2017-07-29 15:21:51 UTC  

@Mayor of Fashtown - When it gets to 88% can you screenshot it for me? I'm going to sleep and I fear I may miss it!

2017-07-29 15:22:07 UTC  

will try to catch the right time for you

2017-07-29 15:29:12 UTC <:wewuzkangs:283520748256231425>

2017-07-29 15:42:40 UTC  

yfw alt right memes will eventually but soylent out of business

2017-07-29 15:47:43 UTC  

i stopped taking vitamin d due to the soy meme and i broke a bone when i stubbed my toe

2017-07-29 15:47:47 UTC  

they're too brittle

2017-07-29 15:49:04 UTC  

break more bones to build up resistance

2017-07-29 15:49:16 UTC  

I have never broken a bone

2017-07-29 15:49:18 UTC  

so they are weak

2017-07-29 15:49:19 UTC  


2017-07-29 15:52:26 UTC  

breaking bones = stronger bones 🤔

2017-07-29 16:12:05 UTC  

I knew this girl who broke a bone about once a week

2017-07-29 16:12:45 UTC  

and then they invented crash test dummies

2017-07-29 16:13:58 UTC  

What does vit D have to do with the soy meme?

2017-07-29 16:18:20 UTC  

did you out this girl out of her misery? she's obviously a failure at bones

2017-07-29 16:34:33 UTC  

@queenarchitect microfractures in bones can cause the webbing structure of the bone to recalcify and become denser and harder although it will lose pliability at the same time. it will be harder but have less give. although a complete break of a bone i doubt would have the same effect even if it healed properly

2017-07-29 16:35:32 UTC  

thats how those guys who break ice blocks and bricks etc can keep doing it over and over without turning their bones into a cornmeal

2017-07-29 16:36:22 UTC  

ah that's odd

2017-07-29 16:37:15 UTC  

it's not very dissimilar from how building muscle works. when you lift weights enough to get sore, that soreness is actually microtears and your body uses amino acids/proteins to rebuild those tears making the muscle larger in the process and more durable for the next time

2017-07-29 16:38:42 UTC  

its your body's way to adapting to environment. even self inflicted acts like those make your body think it is under environmental stress so it does what it can to adapt to the pressures. of course your dna will limit what it's actually capable of doing TO adapt which is why some people build muscle more easily than others and why men build more than women and so on

2017-07-29 16:39:58 UTC  

fukn poll stuck at 85%

2017-07-29 16:40:08 UTC  

7070 votes rn