still have my fingers, plenty of scars

they either killya or make you an unkillable bastard 👌

We were arguing, and she being how women are overreacted and smashed a full ceramic teacup against me. Caught me right in the elbow as I guarded against it, broke into a million pieces and sliced me up quite badly.

Had to go to the hospital and get stitches afterwards.

well i mean they were like what 50 years old alcoholics so there's plenty ahead of you red

shiet

lol

i once broke a mug on mate's face 😛 but it wasnt a fight he just was annoying me

and i was drunk

My body is a temple of pain, rawr, bring it

dont annoy me when im drunk 😄

nothing happened to him because he was too drunk

I'm thinking: i've had run ins with muggers and brawlers using knives and broken bottles. Got cut up but never required a visit to the hospital.

And here's my sis at home doing the most damage ever 😄

Oh yeah- i've done some stupid drunk shit also

we all have done some stupid drunk shit

coming home drunk and checking the mail is a bad idea "300 FOR UTILITIES THIS MONTH!?!? WTF!" *smash*

- wasnt even your bill

lol

Woke up one day with a black eye. Had no memories of the night before. Got told by friends that I got into a fight with someone at the gas station. Or rather they beat me up because I was so drunk off my ass that I couldn't even stand up straight.

Apparently I must've said something. Never, ever keep my mouth shut.

i have this curse when im almost dead from alc i get suddenly like absolutely lucid in appearance and behaviour -- for a moment

but im still almost dead from alc so i do the stupidest shit

ye we see that seven

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but it looks like a non drunk person being absolutely insane 😄

oh yeah, I get black out drunk, body does shit, braindead though

@Tato Exactly. So you might as well give up trying to get me stumped.

Building a legit perpetual motion machine is easier. 😄

I've woken up in the woods in dead winter before, that one was scary

theres one thing that can shut everyone up

food

eat

Tato showing off his waifu skills again

That was an absinth night though

never again

ive got this defence mechanism no matter how blacked out i am i always find bed to sleep in

@Redxl Oh please. Absinth is just very strong but not the hallucinogen that some people think 😛

sure ive woken up not knowing where i was couple of times but

in bed

oh the gps works

vps

My defense mechanism is getting preggo cravings for really fresh, healthy foods when i'm hung over.

Never understood how people like to stuff themselves with greasy pizzas, kebab or even drink beer when hung over :S

vodka positioning system

@Seven Proxies I dunno, I was already drunk on other stuff before it, I do remember shapes waving and shifting, it's original French absinth not that fake shit. at least what the gal told me.