praise mohammed

kek is jesus' twin brother

but BASED

🎵 i wanna have a taste of your shabbat knishes 🎵

https://youtu.be/2eRfnAd4YsU

shabbat knishes is too sacred for this chat

do not share

Joseph - raises someone elses kid
Mohammed - fucks a kid

🤔

welp now i've got to clean my monitor off

nein

🎹 hey miss kosher lemme get closer 🎹

I wanna be the Torah to your Rabbi

I like the way you handle a scroll

*nods head*

tfw ill never taste that wet tichel

*judaism intensifies*

nanners makes fun of me for knowing so many jew words but i don't recognize most of the ones in this song

someone hand me a scroll i need to study

tfw no JAP gf

I just finished this one.

https://youtu.be/APSACRKXwJE

hnnnnnnnnnng

tfw no quirky jewish gf

tfw avraham fried phone assistant

sometimes i think alt right parodies are cringe, but then i see the amount of money they spend on jewish parody music videos

sven should dress up and do a jewish one tbqh

https://youtu.be/1TXNU1nh4E4

ok this one is too god

had to be shared

seen that one before but am listening again

tfw no jewish gf (black)

tfw no black jewish gf (male)