Message from weev in Vibrant Diversity #general


2017-08-10 14:24:07 UTC  

whatever game

2017-08-10 14:24:14 UTC  

if they are playing blue, they are terrible human beings

2017-08-10 14:24:25 UTC  

why is blue deck so bad, does it ... btfo you ?

2017-08-10 14:24:29 UTC  

no

2017-08-10 14:24:36 UTC  

it does not win against me at any more significant percentage

2017-08-10 14:24:38 UTC  

than any other deck

2017-08-10 14:24:48 UTC  

in fact mine is aggro af, so i win against blue prob more often than some others

2017-08-10 14:25:02 UTC  

but like, i am rewarded per win

2017-08-10 14:25:12 UTC  

and a significant amount of time going against blue takes forever

2017-08-10 14:25:26 UTC  

and blue players seem to like wasting extra time

2017-08-10 14:25:47 UTC  

like they're the kind of player that will just use up all extra minutes on the clock in the last turn

2017-08-10 14:25:52 UTC  

when they could play one spell and end the game

2017-08-10 14:25:54 UTC  

no, they'll play 30

2017-08-10 14:26:03 UTC  

these are sick people i am telling you

2017-08-10 14:26:08 UTC  

seems like a preetty airtight case

2017-08-10 14:26:10 UTC  

you sound like the kind of guy that flips the table when the fourth snapcaster falls and makes it so that an 9th counter is played

2017-08-10 14:26:12 UTC  

they are tired of winning

2017-08-10 14:26:22 UTC  

they want every win to be eked out over fucking hours of rules minutiae

2017-08-10 14:26:48 UTC  

@Penultimo do you have a counterargument to present

2017-08-10 14:26:55 UTC  

yeah, weev is just buthurt

2017-08-10 14:27:28 UTC  

fuck you filthy bluedaism

2017-08-10 14:27:34 UTC  

you bluish faggots disgust me

2017-08-10 14:27:43 UTC  

you are the reason our gaming community is in decline

2017-08-10 14:27:47 UTC  

obviously he got utterly btfo'd by some blue using plebs back in his middle school mtg playing days

2017-08-10 14:27:58 UTC  

you have brought the decay of absurd board control to our world

2017-08-10 14:27:59 UTC  

and never recovered emotionally

2017-08-10 14:28:11 UTC  

blues run the international mana system

2017-08-10 14:28:32 UTC  

blue deck = ............. j e w d e c k ?

2017-08-10 14:28:39 UTC  

and use bluish rules lawyering to achieve their aims

2017-08-10 14:28:48 UTC  

tbh it's a very jewy way of playing

2017-08-10 14:28:53 UTC  

IT IS

2017-08-10 14:28:56 UTC  

IT IS THE MOST JEWED

2017-08-10 14:29:04 UTC  

it does abuse rules quite a bit

2017-08-10 14:29:13 UTC  

dude it is like, i run the most aryan deck possible

2017-08-10 14:29:17 UTC  

i get as many nords on the table as i can

2017-08-10 14:29:19 UTC  

i either lose or win

2017-08-10 14:29:21 UTC  

and i do it fast

2017-08-10 14:29:42 UTC  

and then some BLUISH FAGGOT comes along

2017-08-10 14:29:47 UTC  

and im sitting there for a fucking HOUR

2017-08-10 14:30:13 UTC  

control decks are always fun to play with, never fun to play against

2017-08-10 14:30:24 UTC  

against all these cards that are based around shackling creatures, stealing their attacks, doing all sorts of subversive underhanded techniques