I had venti 7 shot asspresso yesterday

I only claim to fuck a body pillow

needed more ass

and YEEZY

ah so that's how shitlawd gets himself pumped for shit talking > adrenal fatigue > natural aggression levels spike > maximum athenticity

genius.

I judge my coffee by how many pixels I can smell per cubic millimeter after

I just can't stop.

I don't need to get pumped, I just can't stop

why stop something beautiful

fuck you @7alon

XD

Right.

i'm so gay

*the numbers all go to eleven*

I want a bomb now......geesh.

Smell the glove

this is one fucking retarded FF

Best ever, comedy gold

Stand ups got material for months

that face though

'doittoem

***taking image***

***You know I had to do it to em***

So you all are saying you will or won’t watch my YouTube channel? Probably better if you don’t so it doesn’t get automatically flagged by you bunch of fags

We'll do better than that

We'll treat you like shit whenever you link them here too.

And you will all secretly watch and appreciate the effort. Fuckers! I know yous

🆙 | **LaserTrain leveled up!**

And never admit it

sounds accurate

credfag alert

That’s why I love you all. In a gay way

,shekel

I'm happy you think your narcissism outweights how much I want you to fail in every possible way.

i'm gay too

Morning everyone! What’s up, looks like some micropeens be trying to hard, eh?

'peepee