Well, maybe his master will make dat ballsack into a keychain or something. stupid faggots.

https://www.thestranger.com/features/2018/11/07/35073826/death-of-a-kinkster

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Osborn, also known as Pup Alpha, wrote that Tank "entrusted me to be the executor of his estate, a duty that I thought I would never have to fulfill."

Both Chapman and Osborn were romantically linked to Dylan Ray Hafertepen, a well-known member of the Dom/sub pup play communities in San Francisco and, later, Seattle. To his pups, including Pup Tank and Pup Alpha, he's called Master Dylan, but on Instagram and Tumblr, he's widely known as Noodles and Beef.

Online, Master Dylan shared pictures and details of his polyamorous, self-made family, which also included Hafertepen's husband (Big Pup), someone named Pup Biff, and someone named Pup Angus. Judging from the pictures, these men are hairy and muscular—"muscle bears" in gay parlance—and physically resemble Hafertepen. They wear padlocked chains around their necks, a symbol of Hafertepen's ownership over them, and some of them have matching tattoos of Hafertepen's astrological sign, the Taurus zodiac symbol (a circle with horns). In photos, Tank, Alpha, Angus, and Biff appear to have additional tattoos on their backs that read "Property of Master Dylan."```

Noodles and Beef 😆

`"Tank left a very detailed will I'm determined to fulfill," Hafertepen wrote in the goodbye. "Then I'm gone. Starting with my online presence."`

Isn't there a shitposting channel 🤔

go fuck yourself

in a generally off topic sense...do it.

:thonk:

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Let's stop here for a moment and point out that there's nothing wrong with bodybuilding, body modifications, polyamory, Dom/sub relationships, pup play, or the social media fame that Hafertepen indulged in, even if it seems out of the mainstream. Many gay men use these methods to reclaim their own bodies or to play with masculinity, sexuality, and power. However, Tank's desire to perpetually serve Master Dylan, and to alter his body to his master's whims, could plausibly have been what caused his death.```

this article is so fucking funny

Wesley uses his to make a fashion statement.

KEK

is that a hoodie

OMG IT IS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlkQsRGAKF8

LOOK AT HIS EYES

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The contract forbids Tank from using deodorant, masturbating, watching TV, or speaking unless spoken to by Master. It requires that he grovel, cry, and kiss Master's feet whenever they meet, "until the pup has permission to rise to his feet once again." It demands the pup "relinquish his salary to his Master" and maintain complete financial transparency at all times. It prohibits socializing with anyone without Master's express permission, stipulating, "It is expected that social connections outside of one's Master fall away until the pup is completely socially and emotionally dependent upon his Master, finding contact with other people pointless, unfruitful, and unfulfilling."```

so much cringe

but for real this is the heart of the left my dudes

know your opponent

Fromunda Cheese

Down unda

Mate

literally started his enslavement while living in straya

kek

Straya,

kek

I hope you cunts get better politicians aside from fucked freedom of speech ausland aint so bad

needs more guns tho

No chance, been here 12 years 7 pm' sits a fucking banana republic
Mate

yeah I am afraid thats the truth too lol

Bent over to China for years, now they got no resources left to sell
So they've started selling the infrastructure
Electricity poles to China
Recently been negotiating natural gas
Be the toll roads next
Dumbasses

wow

https://twitter.com/CleClinicNews/status/1062424403043061761?s=20

so the chineese own your infrastructure thats fucked

so it looks like this is not that uncommon

lots of silicone ball injection deaths in the bdsm community

All over Sydney apartments are flying up
If the building isn't Chinese run
Then most of the apartments will be Chinese investors
And they fill the apartments with Chinese students
Scam