Message from @nschro23

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2017-02-26 05:01:04 UTC  

If I were to try to solve the middle East question, I would get the West energy independent, and then just embargo them into poverty.

2017-02-26 05:01:16 UTC  

Fuck it. Matt Damon went to marz

2017-02-26 05:01:31 UTC  

didnt he get lost for years tho

2017-02-26 05:01:37 UTC  

Sent it on the moving pictures

2017-02-26 05:01:41 UTC  

Seant

2017-02-26 05:01:48 UTC  

They're already in such a state of poverty. Why do you think we have them clawing at our (nonexistant) borders?

2017-02-26 05:01:51 UTC  

Nah

2017-02-26 05:02:14 UTC  

He made it back in time to make another movie

2017-02-26 05:02:32 UTC  

what a hero

2017-02-26 05:02:47 UTC  

Matt Damon v the Rock.

2017-02-26 05:03:01 UTC  

2020 prez election

2017-02-26 05:03:04 UTC  

I'm pretty sure the Rock would win.

2017-02-26 05:03:12 UTC  

Where did trump go in this scenario?

2017-02-26 05:03:27 UTC  

Trump would be running his "Hindsight is 2020" campaign.

2017-02-26 05:03:56 UTC  

@ChancellorTrump fixed USA, he steps down in 3 years

2017-02-26 05:04:08 UTC  

Art of the deal

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC  

@Tee CA How fixed can the USA be if Matt Damon and The Rock are presidential candidates?

2017-02-26 05:04:20 UTC  

Brah

2017-02-26 05:04:36 UTC  

So fixed that it makes sense @Chancellor

2017-02-26 05:04:39 UTC  

And Kanye.

2017-02-26 05:04:52 UTC  

so can i get vetted

2017-02-26 05:05:12 UTC  

lel

2017-02-26 05:05:19 UTC  

@Verm Kayne is a race mixer, he'll never win. Armenians aren't whute

2017-02-26 05:05:26 UTC  

everyone wants to get vetted so bad, sure

2017-02-26 05:05:26 UTC  

Huwhite

2017-02-26 05:05:34 UTC  

dope

2017-02-26 05:05:45 UTC  

if you got a mike, join voice

2017-02-26 05:07:14 UTC  

So can I get explanation on the Netherlands here?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/285276569704988673/the_fuck_holland.jpg

2017-02-26 05:07:48 UTC  

Honestly? I don't know.

2017-02-26 05:08:27 UTC  

Like are your bathrooms laid out differently?

2017-02-26 05:08:30 UTC  

Soap more expensive?

2017-02-26 05:08:35 UTC  

What surprises me is the 94% of Turkey.

2017-02-26 05:08:42 UTC  

Because all the Turks I know /reek/

2017-02-26 05:09:03 UTC  

They have a strange set up, basically makes washing hands while going to the toilet nearly certain.

2017-02-26 05:09:12 UTC  

Washed hands =/= shower

2017-02-26 05:09:13 UTC  

Do you guys have bidets and such?

2017-02-26 05:09:52 UTC  

Generally no! We have sinks.

2017-02-26 05:10:04 UTC  

Sinks for your ass?

2017-02-26 05:10:28 UTC  

Just bathroom sinks.

2017-02-26 05:13:30 UTC  

@GoGo You'd think that a culture civilized enough to wash their hands 94% of the time would know when they'd smell bad.

2017-02-26 05:14:13 UTC  

I don't think roaches have noses