Message from @Hit Me In My Face
Discord ID: 539672576637796392
The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my dick became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to fuck his tight little juicy asshole. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume and suck my cock. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing. But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.
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now that all these losers are playing kingdom hearts anyone know where to get marine juan a
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ava
BED TIME @ ! @ ! ! ! ! ! ! SCHOOL TOMORROW
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am i gay if id fuck c9 sneaky
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wifey
they have more water than they deserve
Hey <:FeelsOkayMan:441729578264821790>
My last name is fields because my ancestors were niggers <:kek:530821098720460822>
<a:monkakiss:497875948318883851>
@Hit Me In My Face shut the fuck up and give me that dick nigger
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luv ava
why cant i send pics
No role
My last name is fields because my ancestors where niggers <:kek:530821098720460822> <:kek:530821098720460822> <:kek:530821098720460822> @d__e__x__t__e__r
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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang XXXTENTACION so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to his grave I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of him online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Jahseh. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Jahsehโs tight manhole. I want him to have my Jahbabies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors monkey. I dressed him in my X Merch and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my iPod. I might not ever get to listen to Moonlight ever again
Ok
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Why can't orphans play basketball
@lexi Why can't orphans play basketball
Why