Message from @Kaiser Wilhelm II

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2017-08-20 00:54:38 UTC  

2d is pure

2017-08-20 00:54:40 UTC  

Back in the day I fell in love with her from the movie lost in translation.

2017-08-20 00:54:48 UTC  

love that movie

2017-08-20 00:54:50 UTC  

Like back in 2003

2017-08-20 00:55:14 UTC  

I like her in that movie where she's an alien

2017-08-20 00:55:29 UTC  

yeah lost in translation

2017-08-20 00:55:30 UTC  

Under the skin

2017-08-20 00:55:34 UTC  

Or something

2017-08-20 00:55:46 UTC  

Jews are aliens

2017-08-20 00:55:51 UTC  

Prove me wrong

2017-08-20 00:55:56 UTC  

Pro tip

2017-08-20 00:55:59 UTC  

You can't

2017-08-20 00:56:36 UTC  

theyre not aliens when theyre in israel

2017-08-20 00:56:43 UTC  

mothafuckin cicadas outside my house

2017-08-20 00:56:44 UTC  

>jews are aliens
>jews are timetraveling aliens
>jews are gay
>>>SAME

2017-08-20 00:57:08 UTC  

Israel is actually a giant underground flying saucer

2017-08-20 00:57:16 UTC  

I have proof

2017-08-20 00:57:20 UTC  

Israel = district 9

2017-08-20 00:57:28 UTC  

Yes

2017-08-20 00:57:34 UTC  

HOLY FUCK

2017-08-20 00:57:35 UTC  

the arc of the covenant is actually a warp drive

2017-08-20 00:57:38 UTC  

lets push that shit on twitter

2017-08-20 00:57:41 UTC  

Fuck I realized I referenced something 15years ago. God damn time is a son of a bitch.

2017-08-20 00:57:41 UTC  

im not sober enough to follow this line of thinking

2017-08-20 00:57:53 UTC  

DISTRICT 9 JEW MEMES

2017-08-20 00:58:04 UTC  

Hell yeah bruder

2017-08-20 00:58:28 UTC  

See the aliens are an allegory for jews

2017-08-20 00:58:29 UTC  

@northern_confederate you with your 3D?

2017-08-20 00:59:06 UTC  

is that why gieger made them look like dicks?

2017-08-20 00:59:10 UTC  

The government of South Africa is actually 1940s Germany

2017-08-20 00:59:19 UTC  

It all makes sense

2017-08-20 00:59:28 UTC  

@YUGE yeah

2017-08-20 00:59:33 UTC  

That's why they used a flying ship to escape

2017-08-20 00:59:46 UTC  

And guess what that ship was callsd

2017-08-20 00:59:53 UTC  

ISRAEL

2017-08-20 00:59:57 UTC  

no fucking way

2017-08-20 01:00:00 UTC  

Mind blown

2017-08-20 01:00:16 UTC  

The temple mount was a space port

2017-08-20 01:00:33 UTC  

Of course

2017-08-20 01:00:36 UTC  

@badtanman noice. Me too