they ruined their planet

Ze juden

cursed themselves

Able is actually the name given to their old planet which is called Mars

Holy shiet

"roaming the desert for 40 years"

I haven't felt this woke since I heard blacks are the true Hebrew Israelites

never mind, that black kid damaged the memorial two months ago. I guess they still haven't released the picture of the guy that did it this time. False alarm!

Lol

was it actually a desert because they sold all their water?

no

they destroyed their entire planet to gain sympathy from the Galactic Counsel

So they let them come to 'dirt' as sympathy?

Except the Counsel is made up entirely of Sirius-Born Nords

Oh shiet nig

So they sent Dolpins and Porpoises to watch over Earth while the Jews are here

When the final fight comes, the Dolphii will rise up

and destroy their kind

I actually don't know what to say

This is beyond woke levels

btw, crystal trees and flat earth dont exist

anywhere

It's actually hollow earth

The moon is hollow

That is where our base of operations is for the time being

It's a satellite

Nasa keeps firing missles at one of our empty runways

The moon landing was a hoax, humans can't actually leave earth it's a box

That is false

Earth is a science experiment

No, jupiter is

But Jupiter is a gas giant

exactly

You can't land on it

You go straight through it

Where do you think we will get enough gas to kill all of the jews?

Oh shit

They are storage containers

Jupiter is actually made entirely out of zyklon b

Well, We gave earth-hitler the recipe.

Our version is called Heeb-away