Message from @Hand Banana

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2017-08-21 04:42:03 UTC  

Yeah AWG's dog is like that. But that's because I sneak her food when AWG isn't looking

2017-08-21 04:42:07 UTC  

Gf has tiny doggo, but I like him

2017-08-21 04:42:09 UTC  

I want burritos so bad now

2017-08-21 04:42:16 UTC  

My burritos are excellent.

2017-08-21 04:42:35 UTC  

He listens to me and doesn't bark

2017-08-21 04:42:35 UTC  

I mean, look at the beautiful wrapping job.

2017-08-21 04:42:38 UTC  

My sister got married today to a Huwhite guy

2017-08-21 04:42:42 UTC  

I'm trashed

2017-08-21 04:43:01 UTC  

Cilantro, rice, refried beans, olives and taco flavored ground beef with organic onions and peppers from the garden

2017-08-21 04:43:09 UTC  

THANKS MEXICANS WE GOT THIS NOW GO THE FUCK BACK HOME

2017-08-21 04:43:10 UTC  

etc

2017-08-21 04:43:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/349050832957865986/image.jpg

2017-08-21 04:43:40 UTC  

#Doggles

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/349050903044554753/20160105_021810000_iOS.jpg

2017-08-21 04:43:52 UTC  

Had chorizo and egg breakfast burritos this weekend. No spics needed

2017-08-21 04:44:27 UTC  

cilantro is gay

2017-08-21 04:44:36 UTC  

Best burrito I ever made, Imade 100 of them then froze the bulk. Farm eggs, handmade hash browns, sausage and cheese. Nuke 'em 2 min and you've got a breakfast for the road.

2017-08-21 04:44:40 UTC  

No it's essential

2017-08-21 04:44:44 UTC  

Cilatro is gay?

2017-08-21 04:44:48 UTC  

You mean cilantro is bae

2017-08-21 04:44:54 UTC  

You misspelled it. You must be drunk af

2017-08-21 04:44:55 UTC  

Yea

2017-08-21 04:45:14 UTC  

i dont drink

2017-08-21 04:45:16 UTC  

Are you one of those broken niggers that thinks cilantro tastes like soap?

2017-08-21 04:45:18 UTC  

i also dont eat cilantro

2017-08-21 04:45:27 UTC  

How does it feel to be celibate and forever alone?

2017-08-21 04:45:33 UTC  

Just curious bro

2017-08-21 04:45:41 UTC  

I heard cilantro is in the soy family

2017-08-21 04:45:45 UTC  

idk

2017-08-21 04:45:46 UTC  

What is salsa without cilantro?

2017-08-21 04:45:47 UTC  

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here

2017-08-21 04:45:54 UTC  

Mashed up tomatoes

2017-08-21 04:45:55 UTC  

i know how it feels to back squat over 500lbs tho

2017-08-21 04:45:58 UTC  

Chewing cilantro makes you a sexual tryanasaurus rex

2017-08-21 04:46:19 UTC  

^can confirm

2017-08-21 04:46:19 UTC  

Note, not a @Caerulus_Rex but a sexual tryanasaurus rex

2017-08-21 04:46:48 UTC  

OK @neat I don't need to hear about your bathhouse escapades

2017-08-21 04:46:58 UTC  

Chubby chasing non cilantro loving SOB

2017-08-21 04:47:13 UTC  
2017-08-21 04:48:02 UTC  

"Asian monks eat cilantro in order to control their sex drives, claims Sam Greenspan of 11Points.com in “11 Foods That Just Might Kill Your Sex Drive.” "

2017-08-21 04:48:21 UTC  

hand banana how much can you squat