I don't know if I can find it.

This isn't the pasta it's a guy half-remembering the pasta:

>Boogie is such a lazy shit that he literally shits himself sometimes while sitting at his PC because he's too lazy to haul his massive form over to the toilet.
>His girlfriend has to clean his shit up for him and wipe his ass whenever this happens.
>Boogie gets all depressed and says he'll definitely make an effort to stop all this, but never does.
>Finally, the girlfriend has had enough so Boogie gets a colostomy bag installed.
>The lazy fuck never bothers to actually empty it so, one day, it explodes while he's at a convention. The air reeks of rancid shit a mile around, and Boogie tries to play it off as a joke while rushing as fast as someone like him possibly can to get to the nearest toilet to clean himself up.

late stage capitalism is great

>he got to lazy to go to the toilet and diapers in his size were too expensive in the long run so he just shat himself wherever he sat
>wife begged him to stop but he didn´t care
>wife forced him to get a colostomy bag installed so she didn´t have to scoop up his runny, greenish shits every 20 minutes
>he didn´t empty it himself, said it was "too depressing" for him
>went to a con a day after he filmed one of his "lol I eat lots of food" clips
>colostomy bag imploded, shit ran down his leg, terrible smell everywhere
>he tried to play it off by acting like Francis and quickly waddled away
>his wife had to clean him up in the con bathroom while he was crying and shouting insults
>was seen and hour later, laughing and wolfing down a 50-piece nugget meal

White people are the worst.

@Lester Cordell goddamn

Do they really make 50 piece nugget meals?

they used to have a special 50 piece deal I split it with a car full of friends once

this was awhile ago when I had friends

@Lester Cordell I guess if you order two 20s and a 10. Me and some people ordered like 80 one time when we were really drunk.

had a tendie mountain

but a cat ate like half of them because they were on a plate on the floor

10d tendie

I think McDonalds here sell 24 for 9.95 once per year to clear stock.

you just buy multiples of ten, i think they give you a deal

i had friends once too

Looks like someone needs a brisk trolling

doesn't that imply that by default, most shooters aren't?

Pretty much i suppose

yes but that's a big brained thought this little mongrel wouldn't understand

^^

What is that, a quapa?

https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/901061338868457473

they're trying to get rid of Stuyvesant too

statues are mean

because he wanted the kikes out of manhattan

in 1640

statues raped my grandma in a concentration camp

All white things are wasiss

btw enjoying that TDS finally took the the holocaust is a jewish sexual fantasy pill

I fap to holo docs all the time

I probably believe more of the holocaust than most people here but mostly because it makes me happy that someone tried to rid society of them

LJL at pipo who worship hitler AND deny the hall of cost

Germans would have done it much more efficiently than using stupid gas chambers

or roller coasters

http://www.westernexterminator.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mr-little-with-hammer.jpg

Mikes idea of making a movie with everything in it totally seriously needs to happen

I need to see the holocoaster in IMAX