she's got such a great voice

*insert image of boot stomping kangaroo*

lol

Maybe that's why my boyfriend wants me to talk most of the time

i would have you read me Byron during intercourse

Classic Australia: Even the gender roles are upside down!

@Vic_Mackey - don't get me wrong, I do all the housework and women things. He just likes hearing about my day and I often read what is in the news.

I dumped my last grill partly because I couldn't stand her voice tbh

Yeah, I'm stumped too Vic. That's a rare woman.

I love reading and he loves listening. I'm like his personal news anchor

Anyway, I'm off to go game. Talk soon.

We have the best women someone get this lady a coat.

Better be ChurcherStrike: Globowl Roofensive @MsNatSocialist

GOTY 2015

No I'm off to play God in The Sims

I like Arma 3

9/9 niggers give it 88/14

My sim got fat from having 5 children. She's on a diet now

Hopefully the phonebook-to-the-face diet

A steady diet of Yellow Pages

I used to play Sim City but then I'd zoom in and see brown people and destroy the whole city

Which is the Jew path in skyrim?
Vampire or Werewolf?

Anything Elven

Imperial Supremacy

<:zuckheil:283797212570451968> Gabagool Nationalism

Too late I killed all the imperials. Skyrim is for the Nords!

Lol tbh yeah

My last play through was as an Imperial traitor working for the Nords

I'm bowlcutting this one. Death to Orcs and Elves.

I don't even like playing as nonhumans so I'm pretty much always a Nord or Imperial

I guess Bretons would count too

Sorry Redkangz

Not sorry

Redguards get the sword. I run around with a swords that sets my enemies on fire.

Every time I craft an ebony item I name it "Jamal Tyrone's ___"

Stuff like "Shiv of Niggotry" for knives or "Bling Ring of Home Invasion" for sneak-enchanted jewelry

I've been exclusively using daedric items

I should reinstall Bowlrrowind

Still my favorite

Mind blowing game when it came out

Also the strongest player character in the whole series