ya how that faggot avoided assassination is beyond me

By seeming unimportant enough

rockafeller, brezinski, soros, kissinger all need to die along with their progeny

and people say "there are no vampires"

pfft

interdimensional psychic pedophile vampires

But then again, wouldn't the democratic party be a better example? With living off the dead and all.

that whole "if you could go back in time and kill baby hitler" thing... ya no... i have a totally different hit list

With a time machine, I wouldn't actually have a hitlist

I'd go to alexandria and save the content of it's library

George bush Sr, Kissinger, Rockafeller, Brezinski, Soros, Hilldawg

...I love books, ya know?

i used to read books

now books read themselves to me

what a timeline

The fuck is going on here

indeed

fantasizing about killing commies

https://youtu.be/k-XVP9gLAhQ

Well ya know the story about not learning about history

tim pool annoys me

Oh shit, it’s the drunk mlp guy

Hold on

im not drunk

yet

DWK?

Also: I'm drunk right now.

i opened my Good Friday vodka an hour ago

werkin on it

Good start.

1/3 scott 1/3 mick 1/3 injun

Sadly I didn't stock enough booze.

what chance do i have really?

I won't say "other drugs"

But I will imply it

waiting for my pot guy to wake up

Good luck with that

lazy stoners

Hey, I got a real funny story for you there

So my big brother heard that I was an unrelenting drunk

And he wanted to do something good for me