Message from @Vanguard

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2017-09-01 01:30:24 UTC  

It wasn't supposed to become a Category 3 until next week, but it explosively intensified into one today defying forecast expectations

2017-09-01 01:30:39 UTC  

and my RFID card I didnt front entrance on so I had to dial in to get into the facility, my card has access to the inner facility so I am completly fucked for food until I leave.

2017-09-01 01:30:48 UTC  

WHY GOD WHY

2017-09-01 01:30:56 UTC  

I seriously wanted to get tendies

2017-09-01 01:30:59 UTC  

no meme

2017-09-01 01:31:08 UTC  

hankerin for tendies havent had in a coons age

2017-09-01 01:31:11 UTC  

@NuckFigures and it's gonna get sandwiched inbetween the jet stream and high pressure right off the coast.

2017-09-01 01:31:16 UTC  

pro tip the asian hooker place will deliver you food for an extra tip

2017-09-01 01:31:23 UTC  

they literally cant get in here.

2017-09-01 01:31:29 UTC  

IM IN A MOUNTAIN

2017-09-01 01:31:32 UTC  

they're like 4'10" they can get in

2017-09-01 01:31:35 UTC  

alright dr evil

2017-09-01 01:31:44 UTC  

just have them slip through the cracks

2017-09-01 01:32:29 UTC  

__***I LOVE JEWS***__

2017-09-01 01:32:32 UTC  

It seems like it. Same thing happened with Sandy more or less

2017-09-01 01:32:45 UTC  

Which is why it made that weird left turn

2017-09-01 01:32:49 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/352989141014806538/image.jpg

2017-09-01 01:33:02 UTC  

not memeing @badtanman

2017-09-01 01:33:31 UTC  

All I have is water and COVFEFE

2017-09-01 01:33:37 UTC  

and dip

2017-09-01 01:34:32 UTC  

>xc90

2017-09-01 01:34:34 UTC  

y tho

2017-09-01 01:34:43 UTC  

my trucks in shop its a spare car we have

2017-09-01 01:34:52 UTC  

I pick my truck up tomorrow

2017-09-01 01:35:00 UTC  

new ones are pret nice doe

2017-09-01 01:35:16 UTC  

That looks like comfy bunker

2017-09-01 01:35:27 UTC  

CNN will have to JDAM me out of here

2017-09-01 01:35:59 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/352989935898460170/image.jpg

2017-09-01 01:36:05 UTC  

the stone is dank tbh

2017-09-01 01:36:38 UTC  

I need a happening

2017-09-01 01:36:54 UTC  

why havent there been chimp outs or more refugee explosions

2017-09-01 01:36:56 UTC  

WHY

2017-09-01 01:37:21 UTC  

Barcelona wasn't enough?

2017-09-01 01:38:10 UTC  

lmao you really have an office in a cave

2017-09-01 01:38:14 UTC  

Happenings are like crack

2017-09-01 01:38:20 UTC  

and YES I NEVER MEME

2017-09-01 01:38:24 UTC  

i've seen rich kikes' offices in manhattan before but this is better tbh

2017-09-01 01:38:31 UTC  

I ONLY DREAM INTO REALITY

2017-09-01 01:38:31 UTC  

they have way more money than you but they're still kikes