It's midday, why isn't everyone drinking?

I havent even been on voice in like a month

YOU LIE

he was laughing at you, because YOU'RE a joke

my feet hurt

LIE LIKE A RUG

ba dum tss

vanguard laughs at my jokes

WHY ARE YOU NOT MESSAGING ME THROUGH A MALE RELATIVE

try

@queenarchitect wishes I laughed at her jokes

BTM, be careful ill cuck you with Brad... again

wut

uwu

are you imblying we were an item

*runs away crying*

im sorry they deported you bby

i though we were friends!

listen sweetie, im 2 good for u

sry

hehe

listen sweet tea we're through, i'm with ice t now

if you cant handle me at my worst, you can't deserve me at my best ❤

oh

BTM, I'm too good for you! You can't even cook or clean. Or sew!

wait

Fucking dinduiesha single mom of two leaves her children and drowns by returning to her apartment complex to save her two pitbulls. Just lol

im not a woman...

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-houston-harvey-bodies-20170831-story.html

lol good

BTM, I thought you were a Sheila... that's why I never went with you!

More single mothers need to meet their maker

Your tits are bigger than mine

excuse me

Can you find 10/10 sheilas to auction off to american suitors @MsNatSocialist

I can think of one in Sydney

ive seen you, sweetie 💅🏽

But you must prep the bull first

so we can put the ol walloby in their pouches

ur carrying lots of milk

prep the dingo*