Message from @BrianBoru
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That city is – and has! – everything that Berlin wants to be and have. Berliners take no interest in the fact that it is Munich that finances their dissolute lifestyle, in fact, they secretly believe that they have earned it. So instead of freeing themselves from their envious and resentful lethargy, instead of rolling up their sleeves and improve their city, they revel in their antisocial freeloading and praise their so-called global city. Culturally, Berliners are set up rather weakly, great works lie far back in history. Moreover, mispronouncing “g” as “j” is considered a great cultural feat. Advanced students have mastered ending each and every sentence with a “wa?”. The city’s culinary performance is second-rate. Here, a sausage made from glued-together, meaty odds and ends adorned with ketchup and curry powder is sold as a culinary masterpiece. Hardly any reasonable person would consider a bratwurst with ketchup a recipe, let alone the holy grail of culinary arts. Yet, in their magnanimity, the rest of the republic lets the Berliner keep his delusion, not wanting to amplify his inferiority complex. Economically, Berlin is an utter disaster, even the late GDR stood on more solid ground. The local economy is based around alternative blogs, something-something-media and, if universities are to be believed, gender studies.
Disregarding his own bankruptcy, the Berliner treats himself to prestigious projects like the city palace and the airport – which, considering its inoperative nature, is likely an art installation. Moreover, the city houses all popular parties’ headquarters, who refrain from using “traitors” in their official names (Probably for marketing reasons). For the longest time, this “town’s” “mayor”, the jolly Wowibear, butchered anything he found left in a presentable state. Long story short: Berlin is Germany’s tiled coffee table. It is to Germany what Greece is to the European Union, and if it had open sewerage, it would be Germanys Romania. Berlin is a blemish, the abscess on the arse of the nation. Berlin is the uninvited party guest, who didn’t even bring any booze and wouldn’t even understand he’s not welcome if he had is teeth beaten out and got thrown down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and should be sold to Poland for 200 Złoty.
I was not prepared
Needed to bing a little euro copypasta here
Oh is that what it is?
Yes
I thought it was just a fuck Berlin tirade
Ok
Well somebody wrote it seriously
Figured it might be something eurocentric
Fun fact, when I try to Swype in "eurocentric" I get "egocentric"
Badum tiss
This movie where harry Potter becomes a nazi, it's a ok movie
I was expecting more of it
Nothing will beat American history X
That was a great movie
Yeah
it's really fucking good
you mean getting waxed in the bathroom wasnt good enough?
Hmmm
Maybe that is a better solution
#RapeANazi
A final solution?
We'll see
so, all we need to do is a mandingo party on Richard Spencer's ass?
FUCK THEM ALL TO DEATH?
Even Richard Spencer doesn't like being called a Nazi
anor londo
i heard that name before
nvm
i unironically used an emoji earlier today
i have come here to repent
<:kermit_spree:378719408438116352>
so
how do i repent