Message from @DanConway

Discord ID: 379625912112644097


2017-11-13 03:49:53 UTC  

First off

2017-11-13 03:50:04 UTC  

I voted for Trudeau

2017-11-13 03:50:07 UTC  

They claim they won the war of 1812 and beat America

2017-11-13 03:50:30 UTC  

1. The war was a draw because no objectives were complete for either side

2017-11-13 03:50:43 UTC  

2 Canada didn’t even fight it was all the British army

2017-11-13 03:50:50 UTC  

@OppoQuinn Eeeeeeessssh....

2017-11-13 03:51:44 UTC  

I know, I know. In my defense, I was only just starting to pay attention to politics, it was the first major election I could vote in. The stuff they claimed they would do (that I heard about) sounded good.

2017-11-13 03:51:53 UTC  

I see the error of my ways now

2017-11-13 03:52:12 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379478532625268737/image_2.png

2017-11-13 03:53:28 UTC  

Ben, you're drunk. Go home

2017-11-13 05:48:01 UTC  

me irl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379507680697516032/k5IWWPK.jpg

2017-11-13 05:56:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379509877053063168/disgusted_sigh.png

2017-11-13 06:09:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379513075981615115/YxyX7UY.jpg

2017-11-13 06:57:14 UTC  

I wonder if the fella who made that originally cares that it's being used in so many places. I know he shut his youtube channel down (or it got shut down?) years back.

2017-11-13 08:19:35 UTC  

You will never have a qt3.14 grill who looks at you the same way vee looks at sargon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379545819591737344/r0ghohh20nxz.jpg

2017-11-13 08:24:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379547092256817155/acd.jpg

2017-11-13 13:30:57 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379624177956814850/19d05d8.jpg

2017-11-13 13:32:42 UTC  

That's one cheap Jedi

2017-11-13 13:37:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372508286529961996/379625912112644096/unknown.png

2017-11-13 13:38:01 UTC  

at least it is a self correcting problem

2017-11-13 13:38:33 UTC  

When you hate yourself so much you don't want there to be any more of you

2017-11-13 13:40:49 UTC  

Imagine having a family tree stretching back hundreds (or thousands, or arguably right back to the beginning of fucking time), all the trials and challenges that your ancestors had to overcome in order for you to exist, right now, in this lifetime

2017-11-13 13:41:03 UTC  

And you deciding to terminate that bloodline

2017-11-13 13:43:11 UTC  

because i want muh freedom

2017-11-13 13:43:27 UTC  

just wait until they are in their late thirties

2017-11-13 13:48:22 UTC  

The whining and complaining will be heard from space

2017-11-13 13:49:18 UTC  

And patriarchy will still be to blame

2017-11-13 13:50:32 UTC  

One the bright side, adoption rates might go up

2017-11-13 14:37:38 UTC  

Would any of these people qualify for adoption? They do a pretty decent background and home check

2017-11-13 15:23:27 UTC  

Yeah, they'll hit 30 and then demand other people's kids.

2017-11-13 15:25:10 UTC  

Wasn't there a better shitpost regarding that debate? This looks just plagiarized.

2017-11-13 15:26:32 UTC  

This is a good point, unless theyu get their shit together, not even adpoting they will have a kid

2017-11-13 18:28:30 UTC  

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐卐 Don't mind me, I'm just taking the EA executives out for a walk

2017-11-13 20:05:34 UTC  

The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰

2017-11-13 20:07:47 UTC  

The bottom line is always shekels

2017-11-13 20:07:47 UTC  

And thus a meme is born

2017-11-13 20:10:50 UTC