cout << "This is a stupid print statement";

@meratrix you forgot to #include <iostream>

#include <fml>

C# fucked up, they started by stripping out important features of C++, only to add them later claiming the language "evolved". No you dipshits, you didn't know how important those things were when you decided to not have them.

what'd they strip out

I don't know any c#

std::cout << "I didn't learn this format until after I left my first college";

C# has automatic garbage collection

nice

http://crashworks.org/if_programming_languages_were_vehicles/

C: free(Me of my life)

lol

so no one here has used prolog?

nope

Not I

Scheme/Racket, VB.net, C/C++03, C#

And I guess HTML/JS/ASP.NET if you don't throw too big of an anyeurism

My first language was Visual Basic, I know, crucify me

For instance, C# started out without partial types, generics, lambdas, object initializers, optional parameters...

>HTML
>Programming language

choose one

Was enums missing too?

but at least visual basic isn't html

no

enums are in C#

Like I said, if you don't throw *too* hard an anyeurism

But it sounds good to the technologically illiterate

it didn't have lambas, those are like the one thing in JavaScript I actually liked

I T W O N T S T O P

Programming in dank memes<:think_woke:378717098681171988>

it is dank

My college made me take VB and HTML before they let me into the class for magical Javascript and ASP.NET

https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat Watch this lol

wat is a classic

Yeah

>javascript

kek

Basically the class was for making basic websites from scratch in ASP.NET, so we spent 2/3rds of it going over the basics of HTML and Javascript <:what:382980756139409409>

that was pretty good

you guys want to see some prolog code?

sure