Message from @realDonaldTrump

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2018-03-01 00:17:28 UTC  

I liberated your asshole

I bet you are both not White enough for her

2018-03-01 00:26:14 UTC  

I got the genes, just not the looks

she wants GENES

don't sell yourself short

2018-03-01 01:20:04 UTC  

Pretty sure she can buy whatever breed of huwait she wants, if she goes to the correct sperm bank.

2018-03-01 01:21:52 UTC  

She can?

2018-03-01 01:22:13 UTC  

She doesn't look like she has many job options.

2018-03-01 01:37:21 UTC  

She could have a sugar FΓΌhrer to milk for cash.

2018-03-01 01:49:23 UTC  

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2018-03-01 03:16:29 UTC  

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2018-03-01 04:25:37 UTC  

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2018-03-01 04:30:16 UTC  

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2018-03-01 06:16:50 UTC  

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2018-03-01 06:48:17 UTC  

The difference between venomous and poisonous:

If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Or it hit an artery and you bled to death. Or it was a really huge bite.
If it bites you and it dies, you're poisonous. Or you mistook a bee for something else. If you bite it and it dies, you are either venomous or just took a big enough bite out of it for it to die.
However, if it bites itself and you die, it's voodoo. If it bites you and someone else dies, it's correlation, not causation. If it bites you and it's already dead, it's a vampire. Or possibly a zombie.

2018-03-01 07:30:41 UTC  

you can't make this shit up 🀣

2018-03-01 07:37:58 UTC  

how does that come up in conversation? did he turn up in a MAGA hat?

2018-03-01 07:38:21 UTC  

Probably looked at his instagram

2018-03-01 08:42:18 UTC  

2018-03-01 08:54:16 UTC  

As he was about to bust in that dude's wife's cunt, he looked him directly in the eyes and stated "make America great again"

2018-03-01 10:13:57 UTC  

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2018-03-01 11:11:23 UTC  

shut the fuck up

2018-03-01 11:11:27 UTC  

L I B E R A L

2018-03-01 11:30:47 UTC  

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2018-03-01 11:44:30 UTC  

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2018-03-01 12:00:04 UTC  

**I am outside of the inane endless struggle of humanity.**

2018-03-01 12:03:12 UTC  

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2018-03-01 13:57:11 UTC  

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2018-03-01 14:46:30 UTC  

REEEEE

put me in a Delorean and send me Back to the Future