Message from @Tactical BowlCut

Discord ID: 353808345297190922


2017-09-03 07:37:38 UTC  

"Wife of the current President of the United States, Barack Obama, Michelle Obama is undoubtedly the hottest First Lady in the history of America. She is elegant and graceful, and with a fit, hot bod that could carry anything with elan, Mrs. Obama is class personified. "

2017-09-03 07:38:05 UTC  

>that sexy curve

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353805838718205954/maxresdefault.jpg

2017-09-03 07:39:31 UTC  

"Without a doubt, Michelle Obama is one of the most powerful women in the world today, owing to the fact that she is married to one of the most powerful men on the planet; Barack Obama – President of the United States. Michelle Obama is the first African-American first lady of the United States and is one of the biggest role models for women the whole world over. Michelle Obama is a very beautiful woman, and she has great taste in the clothes she wears, the makeup she puts on, her jewellery, and even how she styles her hair. Michelle Obama was born in Chicago on January 17, 1964, and in addition to being a first lady she is a lawyer and a writer. Michelle is a graduate of Princeton University and Harvard Law School, making her a very beautiful woman with a great brain."

2017-09-03 07:41:01 UTC  

She bad.

2017-09-03 07:42:56 UTC  

Pretty depressing that the negress made more in her own right than I do.

2017-09-03 07:43:04 UTC  

<:wewuzkangs:283520748256231425> 🤔

2017-09-03 07:43:07 UTC  

275k in gibs

2017-09-03 07:43:15 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353807139011297282/17.jpg

2017-09-03 07:43:27 UTC  

Beautiful and stunning curves

2017-09-03 07:43:47 UTC  
2017-09-03 07:44:02 UTC  

"Without a doubt, Michael is the first First Gentleman in history, aside her gay, transhumance girlfriend nigger-bot

2017-09-03 07:44:30 UTC  

I have to believe it was gibs because of my white male fragility.

2017-09-03 07:45:07 UTC  

It's too bad you guys didn't have Terry Crews as your token President, like in Idiocracy.

2017-09-03 07:45:25 UTC  

terry crews was a better president than obongo

2017-09-03 07:45:40 UTC  

he gave them bread and games, obongo gave whites section ape niggers

2017-09-03 07:45:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353807773726932994/944983_591632890993987_5969616348327775613_n.jpg

2017-09-03 07:46:58 UTC  

The video of him visiting Kenya

2017-09-03 07:47:28 UTC  

You got a gay nigger President and he wasn't even a Top.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353808198265733122/546867a40d209e6517bf24407f3d1b0d.jpg

2017-09-03 07:47:45 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353808270684585996/obama-in-gym.jpg

2017-09-03 07:48:02 UTC  

Michael was a top

2017-09-03 07:48:03 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353808347574566915/6.gif

2017-09-03 07:48:15 UTC  

No

2017-09-03 07:49:07 UTC  

Irma

2017-09-03 07:49:08 UTC  

Feces is a great improvised weapon, that's why your bowels loosen in a conflict. It's so you can get them in the eyes with nasty infection.

2017-09-03 07:49:15 UTC  

Where r u

2017-09-03 07:49:34 UTC  

Supposed to hit North Carolina on the 11th

2017-09-03 07:49:37 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/353808741964972033/unknown.png

2017-09-03 07:51:03 UTC  

You know how they had those joke books a couple of years back? Like Shakespeare with emojis?

2017-09-03 07:51:24 UTC  

I wonder if there would be a market for pidgin translations of classics...

2017-09-03 07:52:06 UTC  

>price for di animal don climb from Sh 4,000 (like $38) to di current price of Sh 13,000 (like $126).

2017-09-03 07:52:18 UTC  

lol its so unitentionally hilarious.

2017-09-03 07:53:00 UTC  

You could probably at least make a charity out of it. Tell shitlibs you're giving Nigerian kids their very own copies of pidgin Dostoevsky.

2017-09-03 07:53:54 UTC  

I think it just wouldn't be possible. Notice how they switch to proper English for even the most basic complex ideas.

2017-09-03 07:55:47 UTC  

You see that in the BBC articles, some words they can't translate.

2017-09-03 07:56:17 UTC  

It looks funny because it's a five dollar word in a sea of poopoo.

2017-09-03 07:56:52 UTC  

lmao

2017-09-03 07:56:57 UTC  

Picture of his mom bottle feeding him after election victory "tradition."