Message from @Captain Foley

Discord ID: 278353605608865793


2017-02-07 02:35:00 UTC  

Oy vey! muh emeralds!

2017-02-07 02:35:11 UTC  
2017-02-07 02:35:34 UTC  

Honestly, if you wanted to pick a videogame that was a blue pill, minecraft was a bat choice.

2017-02-07 02:35:41 UTC  

MC is redpilled af.

2017-02-07 02:35:43 UTC  

Its almost ironic how racially steriotyped mobs are in minecraf.

2017-02-07 02:35:46 UTC  

Notch is bae

2017-02-07 02:35:54 UTC  

I'm only racist when it's funny; just a prank bro

2017-02-07 02:36:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278353141752135680/Cp1qs1aWIAAyLqU1.jpg

2017-02-07 02:36:04 UTC  

fact

2017-02-07 02:36:05 UTC  

Islamic colors are green. Creepers are green. What are both creepers and muslims known for?

2017-02-07 02:36:24 UTC  

Endermen are tall, dark, run fast, and steal your shit.

2017-02-07 02:36:37 UTC  

And they attack you if you look at them funny

2017-02-07 02:36:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278353337508823041/importantstatistics1.jpg

2017-02-07 02:36:50 UTC  

what are spiders?

2017-02-07 02:37:24 UTC  

spiders are chinks bro

2017-02-07 02:37:32 UTC  

If you wanted to blend in you would just not comment and send everything to buzzfeed.

2017-02-07 02:37:36 UTC  

don't diss the piss

2017-02-07 02:37:38 UTC  

Spiders are spic bc they fast and climb over your walls

2017-02-07 02:37:42 UTC  

kek

2017-02-07 02:37:49 UTC  

but they only attack when you hit

2017-02-07 02:37:51 UTC  

Actually, that's a better one.

2017-02-07 02:37:56 UTC  

lel ok

2017-02-07 02:38:04 UTC  

"they now" thats what a shill would say

2017-02-07 02:38:07 UTC  

Name one male villian in minecraft

2017-02-07 02:38:09 UTC  

*know

2017-02-07 02:38:09 UTC  

you can't

2017-02-07 02:38:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278353697908457472/FB_IMG_14797459930291.jpg

2017-02-07 02:38:18 UTC  

Do we really want the opposite of gynocentrism?

2017-02-07 02:38:22 UTC  

They are gender neutral.

2017-02-07 02:38:25 UTC  

is the dragon a tranny?

2017-02-07 02:38:37 UTC  
2017-02-07 02:38:43 UTC  

Boy I sure do love Mike "Trail of Queers" Pence.

2017-02-07 02:38:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/278353870508261377/behind_7_genders1.jpg

2017-02-07 02:39:08 UTC  

Look

2017-02-07 02:39:13 UTC  

notch literally admits

2017-02-07 02:39:35 UTC  

that the mobs are all genderless because he it too lazy to give them seperate genders

2017-02-07 02:39:36 UTC  

no, read notchs twitter

2017-02-07 02:39:39 UTC  

he isnt sjw

2017-02-07 02:39:41 UTC  

Also, the ender dragon lays eggs.