oi anyone got that pic of a woodchipper with glitter coming out of it?

@here

@Cmrd Knightmarez is that St. Patty's day post real?

https://twitter.com/endstpats/status/828017529943646210 @OrwellHuxley

this whole fucking twitter is a joke lol

https://twitter.com/endstpats/status/828025143536521216

oi @Campin' Carl hows gaydelaide goin

cold and wet

gooky n spooky up here

sydney or melbourne?

no difference really

thats why im asking

syd

hope some mad cunt builds that p1000 german tank and pushes sydney into the sea

more gooks than spooks in sydney though

yeah lotta obongos from the congo turning up of late

fresh off the boat i imagine

you know, back in the 50s a b52 bomber accidentally dropped some nuclear bombs in north carolina

yeah didnt go off tho sadly

wouldnt it be nice if that happened in sydney but all the safety systems failed

fuck yeah

time for a pro nuclear gubmint aye

except not in the 50s

whoopsy daisy we just fuckin nuked our major cities

sydney was nice in the 50s

cripes

guess the urbanite got crushed. moving on lads

sydney was 10x better 10 years ago even

its something like a couple thousand asians per week move into sydney

retarded

house prices are going up a couple thousand a week as well

yeah town round here was up 60% in 2 years

tbh im lookin to fuck outta this cuntry or go so rural ill never see nothin but the odd budgie in kanga

at least the house prices here are still reasonable

yeah shits fucked here

ive got no future here as far as i can tell

$500,000 for a house in an upperclass neighbourhood

fuck me

youd be looking at minimum 1.5 here and it'd be some shit from the 70s

20 years ago it was like $200,000