Message from @🅱arD

Discord ID: 277642954670211082


2017-02-05 03:31:44 UTC  

As long as you're not a fat cunt you're good to go

2017-02-05 03:31:48 UTC  

Yeah.

2017-02-05 03:32:00 UTC  

If you're fat, be our camera man

2017-02-05 03:32:11 UTC  

We got a use for everybody

2017-02-05 03:32:15 UTC  

I just prefer the fitness standards because they're quantifiable.

2017-02-05 03:32:23 UTC  

"Fat" is a little harder to determine

2017-02-05 03:32:37 UTC  

If you can't DL 4 plates you're out

2017-02-05 03:32:41 UTC  

Ja

2017-02-05 03:32:42 UTC  

Jk

2017-02-05 03:32:51 UTC  

Leg press at least 350?

2017-02-05 03:32:58 UTC  

or maybe 400

2017-02-05 03:33:09 UTC  

Tfw home gym only goes up to 350lbs

2017-02-05 03:33:15 UTC  

pleb-tier gym

2017-02-05 03:33:16 UTC  

kek

2017-02-05 03:33:33 UTC  

Sprints should be in consideration.

2017-02-05 03:33:33 UTC  

Greenhouse gym with rusted weights and chains.

2017-02-05 03:33:43 UTC  

Rest assured, we *will* have to run.

2017-02-05 03:33:43 UTC  

lifting is below me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/277642890585440256/workout.jpg

2017-02-05 03:33:50 UTC  

@Odalist Refrain There's a 3 mile run involved

2017-02-05 03:33:54 UTC  

Tfw too smart to lift

2017-02-05 03:33:58 UTC  

Why not both

2017-02-05 03:34:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/277642992939040768/1485794284911.png

2017-02-05 03:34:19 UTC  

Mindblown

2017-02-05 03:34:44 UTC  

tfw to smart to read

2017-02-05 03:34:50 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/276935978369810432/277643172509908992/a3303fa0497d15c4bd54cc5ab4129b13de626d1e083c964f8f07f64fc3f433df.png

2017-02-05 03:34:53 UTC  
2017-02-05 03:35:10 UTC  

tfw too smart to brag about it on the internet

2017-02-05 03:35:12 UTC  

>tfw to smart to score high on an IQ test

2017-02-05 03:35:19 UTC  
2017-02-05 03:35:36 UTC  

>tfw forget to greentext while you're greentexting as a parody of internet culture and you just look retarded

2017-02-05 03:35:44 UTC  
2017-02-05 03:36:24 UTC  

What are our standards on alcohol?

2017-02-05 03:36:27 UTC  

Lifestyle?

2017-02-05 03:36:29 UTC  

>tfw too smart not to fall for the stem meme with Sessions on AG

2017-02-05 03:36:30 UTC  

Not important.

2017-02-05 03:36:34 UTC  

We all hate commies

2017-02-05 03:36:37 UTC  

That's the goal

2017-02-05 03:36:43 UTC  

We're not a political party with a platform

2017-02-05 03:37:02 UTC  

But having drunk loudmouths bound to assault someone isn't a good idea @Haupstürmfuhrer Pepe