Message from Jimmy Marr in Cascadian Coffee Company #family

2017-06-23 02:35:59 UTC  

Dude I got you bro

2017-06-23 02:36:05 UTC  

Sometimes they just need a little time to cool off

2017-06-23 02:36:06 UTC  

I went through it too

2017-06-23 02:36:45 UTC  

@Uberhat this would be the testing your manhood phase. The main thing is to not get upset by her. If you play into her moods then they gain more power.

2017-06-23 02:37:24 UTC  

I'm calling someone else will check back in here before I do anything else so don't be too worried if you don't hear from me

2017-06-23 02:37:29 UTC  

Support is appreciated

2017-06-23 02:41:14 UTC  

The hormone flux will only get more extreme as time goes on. Have an outlet. Call me for a beer. Dive into work to distract. Perhaps up the activism. But dont be disturbed mentally by her mood swings its just the babym

2017-06-23 02:44:09 UTC  

Have her eat lots of Cashews.

2017-06-23 02:44:43 UTC  

Cashews contain natural chemicals that can stimulate happiness and reduce irritation.

2017-06-23 02:53:04 UTC  

Also maybe she shouldn't be drinking soy if she is?

2017-06-23 02:55:17 UTC  

I have had these diagnosed to me before to help with my depression, they have many benefits that have visible effects.

2017-06-23 03:01:07 UTC  

Good info Brother!

2017-06-23 03:01:34 UTC  

Yeah, Ima try cashews on my bitch tits.

2017-06-23 03:01:37 UTC  

Yeah, I downed some less than an hour ago, there finally taking affect.

2017-06-23 03:01:59 UTC  

If cashews are too expensive, cashew milk has the same effects.

2017-06-23 03:02:09 UTC  

Not to mention more can be done with them/

2017-06-23 03:02:17 UTC  

Done with the milk*

2017-06-23 03:02:54 UTC  

I don't know much about pregnancy, other than a good friend of mine is about to give birth to my god son... I can ask her about it.

2017-06-23 03:04:37 UTC  

Alright, she says have sex with your wife more.

2017-06-23 03:08:13 UTC  

That's weird looking haha.

2017-06-23 03:08:21 UTC  

But yes, you need to have more sex for sure.

2017-06-23 03:08:41 UTC  

If she is too sore for normal sex, then just... Just help her without putting your dick in there.

2017-06-23 03:09:13 UTC  

Also ask her if she wants help, and let her know she's attractive.

2017-06-23 03:09:46 UTC  

Earlier when I said they were taking effect, I meant towards my depression, not my bitch tits.

2017-06-23 03:10:02 UTC  

Is the OP taking note of all this?

2017-06-23 03:10:32 UTC  

I think he's on the phone or out with Wehrmacht.

2017-06-23 03:10:58 UTC  

Well, can someone relay this to him? I've got all of this from a very reliable source, a pregnant woman.

2017-06-23 03:11:37 UTC  

"Just tell him to talk to her and offer her help that's the sure fire way.
Women need to feel wanted and appreciated.
They want to feel like they're attractive and a lot of women struggle feeling attractive while they're pregnant. Today even I feel like a fatty haha"

2017-06-23 03:12:04 UTC  

But yes, for non Freuding babble, have her down some cashews to balance out her hormones.

2017-06-23 03:12:08 UTC  

The main thing I'm noticing about all this is that @Artair has been totally jolted out of his own depression by someone else's.

2017-06-23 03:12:30 UTC  

I don't take misery in other peoples suffering, I just feel good when I'm helping them.

2017-06-23 03:12:44 UTC  

So I see.

2017-06-23 03:13:42 UTC  

Actually it's just the Cashews, I do have a bit of a hormonal imbalance that causes me to feel severely depressed and apathetic, I was actually prescribed to eat them for that very reason. I don't want to talk about it either.

2017-06-23 03:15:45 UTC  

Once again though, keep her away from soy products, soy contains severe amounts of estrogen, which may be causing her to be a moody bitch.

2017-06-23 03:16:22 UTC  

Cashew milk should perhaps be given to her instead of regular milk, because lord knows that is done to that.

2017-06-23 03:17:56 UTC  

Is this too much information?

2017-06-23 03:19:21 UTC  

It may be. Uber is probably half drunk by now.

2017-06-23 03:19:53 UTC  

Well, the advice is sound and I'm good evidence of that.

2017-06-23 03:20:13 UTC  

I meant TMI as in, "Dear gods, I didn't need to know that Ian."