Message from @Artair
Discord ID: 328383233513226240
My next days off seem to be next sunday, we just had three people fired, one of which was going to allow me to have this saturday off.
Oh shit! From this morning’s Mail-Tribune: “Medford police recovered the body of an unidentified white male from the waters of the Rogue River early this morning. The coroners office has not confirmed the cause of death but an unopened jar of freeze dried cashews was found floating nearby and police are currently working on the assumption that it was used to bash in the victim’s skull.”
a jar huh? Must have been one soft skull.
Are you kidding me?
In Jimmy's free time, he likes to write onion style news clips and post them in chat servers.
haha lol
Wow, you guys can really use me as an example for the healing power of cashews.
Just yesterday I was DM'ing Austin Discussing suicide, ate a few handfuls of Cashews, drank some cashew milk, and It's all better.
Hey guys, can you check my question on <#300407039065194497> ?
Things are a bit better today
Talked to a couple people
Worked it out mostly with the wife and we'll take your suggestions into account going forward
Now this goy needs help
Mates hopeless. Rule #1, don't marry, just get them pregnant.
Baby took a tumble off the bed today, been in the ER and the wife isn't speaking to me, nor I to her.
oh man that suck bro!
My brother climbed on the sink as a toddler, turned on the sink and the building had steaming hot water
Melted skin off his leg
oh my!
Yikes. Not a head/neck injury I hope @Wehrmacht
He says he's alright
Bumped his little monkey head
Will he be alright then?!
8 hours in the er
I have been waiting hours here for you to get back!
wow, that's quite a while. He looks alright, nice big Aryan forehead. And he's just like his dad, no hair to speak of!
You have yourself a first rate son!
Hwhy thank you sir
He has a bit of hair though
Your very lucky!
Hmm, are you Italian?
No sir
British?
Irish?
Welsh, German, Norwegian and Scottish
Wow, you would think you would have lighter features then.
lol