Message from Artair in Cascadian Coffee Company #family

2017-06-23 03:16:22 UTC  

Cashew milk should perhaps be given to her instead of regular milk, because lord knows that is done to that.

2017-06-23 03:17:56 UTC  

Is this too much information?

2017-06-23 03:19:21 UTC  

It may be. Uber is probably half drunk by now.

2017-06-23 03:19:53 UTC  

Well, the advice is sound and I'm good evidence of that.

2017-06-23 03:20:13 UTC  

I meant TMI as in, "Dear gods, I didn't need to know that Ian."

2017-06-23 05:00:47 UTC  

To think I almost logged off and missed cashew tits.

2017-06-23 05:43:31 UTC  

My next days off seem to be next sunday, we just had three people fired, one of which was going to allow me to have this saturday off.

2017-06-23 05:43:54 UTC  

so if you want to get away for a bit @Uberhat let me know.

2017-06-23 13:54:50 UTC  

Oh shit! From this morning’s Mail-Tribune: “Medford police recovered the body of an unidentified white male from the waters of the Rogue River early this morning. The coroners office has not confirmed the cause of death but an unopened jar of freeze dried cashews was found floating nearby and police are currently working on the assumption that it was used to bash in the victim’s skull.”

2017-06-23 15:07:49 UTC  

a jar huh? Must have been one soft skull.

2017-06-23 15:19:51 UTC  

Are you kidding me?

2017-06-23 15:24:16 UTC  

In Jimmy's free time, he likes to write onion style news clips and post them in chat servers.

2017-06-23 15:24:40 UTC  

haha lol

2017-06-23 15:25:01 UTC  

Wow, you guys can really use me as an example for the healing power of cashews.

2017-06-23 15:25:44 UTC  

Just yesterday I was DM'ing Austin Discussing suicide, ate a few handfuls of Cashews, drank some cashew milk, and It's all better.

2017-06-23 15:26:21 UTC  

Hey guys, can you check my question on <#300407039065194497> ?

2017-06-23 15:51:52 UTC  

Things are a bit better today

2017-06-23 15:52:01 UTC  

Talked to a couple people

2017-06-23 15:52:33 UTC  

Worked it out mostly with the wife and we'll take your suggestions into account going forward

2017-06-24 21:26:44 UTC  

Now this goy needs help

2017-06-24 21:52:25 UTC  

Mates hopeless. Rule #1, don't marry, just get them pregnant.

2017-06-25 01:59:59 UTC  

Baby took a tumble off the bed today, been in the ER and the wife isn't speaking to me, nor I to her.

2017-06-25 02:07:52 UTC  

oh man that suck bro!

2017-06-25 03:57:21 UTC  

My brother climbed on the sink as a toddler, turned on the sink and the building had steaming hot water

2017-06-25 03:57:30 UTC  

Melted skin off his leg

2017-06-25 03:57:40 UTC  

oh my!

2017-06-25 03:57:43 UTC  

That's awful!

2017-06-25 04:00:03 UTC  

Yikes. Not a head/neck injury I hope @Wehrmacht

2017-06-25 04:00:21 UTC  

He says he's alright

2017-06-25 04:09:37 UTC  

Bumped his little monkey head

2017-06-25 04:09:45 UTC  

Will he be alright then?!

2017-06-25 04:09:51 UTC  

8 hours in the er

2017-06-25 04:09:55 UTC  

I have been waiting hours here for you to get back!

2017-06-25 04:10:06 UTC

2017-06-25 04:10:25 UTC  

wow, that's quite a while. He looks alright, nice big Aryan forehead. And he's just like his dad, no hair to speak of!

2017-06-25 04:10:46 UTC  

You have yourself a first rate son!

2017-06-25 04:12:06 UTC  

Hwhy thank you sir

2017-06-25 04:12:14 UTC  

He has a bit of hair though

2017-06-25 04:12:28 UTC

2017-06-25 04:12:32 UTC  

Your very lucky!

2017-06-25 04:12:39 UTC  

Hmm, are you Italian?