Is the OP taking note of all this?

I think he's on the phone or out with Wehrmacht.

Well, can someone relay this to him? I've got all of this from a very reliable source, a pregnant woman.

"Just tell him to talk to her and offer her help that's the sure fire way.
Women need to feel wanted and appreciated.
They want to feel like they're attractive and a lot of women struggle feeling attractive while they're pregnant. Today even I feel like a fatty haha"

But yes, for non Freuding babble, have her down some cashews to balance out her hormones.

The main thing I'm noticing about all this is that @Artair has been totally jolted out of his own depression by someone else's.

I don't take misery in other peoples suffering, I just feel good when I'm helping them.

So I see.

Actually it's just the Cashews, I do have a bit of a hormonal imbalance that causes me to feel severely depressed and apathetic, I was actually prescribed to eat them for that very reason. I don't want to talk about it either.

Once again though, keep her away from soy products, soy contains severe amounts of estrogen, which may be causing her to be a moody bitch.

Cashew milk should perhaps be given to her instead of regular milk, because lord knows that is done to that.

Is this too much information?

It may be. Uber is probably half drunk by now.

Well, the advice is sound and I'm good evidence of that.

I meant TMI as in, "Dear gods, I didn't need to know that Ian."

To think I almost logged off and missed cashew tits.

My next days off seem to be next sunday, we just had three people fired, one of which was going to allow me to have this saturday off.

so if you want to get away for a bit @Uberhat let me know.

Oh shit! From this morning’s Mail-Tribune: “Medford police recovered the body of an unidentified white male from the waters of the Rogue River early this morning. The coroners office has not confirmed the cause of death but an unopened jar of freeze dried cashews was found floating nearby and police are currently working on the assumption that it was used to bash in the victim’s skull.”

a jar huh? Must have been one soft skull.

Are you kidding me?

In Jimmy's free time, he likes to write onion style news clips and post them in chat servers.

haha lol

Wow, you guys can really use me as an example for the healing power of cashews.

Just yesterday I was DM'ing Austin Discussing suicide, ate a few handfuls of Cashews, drank some cashew milk, and It's all better.

Hey guys, can you check my question on <#300407039065194497> ?

Things are a bit better today

Talked to a couple people

Worked it out mostly with the wife and we'll take your suggestions into account going forward

Now this goy needs help

Mates hopeless. Rule #1, don't marry, just get them pregnant.

Baby took a tumble off the bed today, been in the ER and the wife isn't speaking to me, nor I to her.

oh man that suck bro!

My brother climbed on the sink as a toddler, turned on the sink and the building had steaming hot water

Melted skin off his leg

oh my!

That's awful!

Yikes. Not a head/neck injury I hope @Wehrmacht

He says he's alright

Bumped his little monkey head

Will he be alright then?!