Message from Artair in Cascadian Coffee Company #family
Good info Brother!
Yeah, Ima try cashews on my bitch tits.
Yeah, I downed some less than an hour ago, there finally taking affect.
If cashews are too expensive, cashew milk has the same effects.
Not to mention more can be done with them/
Done with the milk*
I don't know much about pregnancy, other than a good friend of mine is about to give birth to my god son... I can ask her about it.
Alright, she says have sex with your wife more.
Artair before cashew milk: http://www.gainsthetics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/no-upper-chest.jpg
That's weird looking haha.
But yes, you need to have more sex for sure.
If she is too sore for normal sex, then just... Just help her without putting your dick in there.
Also ask her if she wants help, and let her know she's attractive.
Earlier when I said they were taking effect, I meant towards my depression, not my bitch tits.
Is the OP taking note of all this?
I think he's on the phone or out with Wehrmacht.
Well, can someone relay this to him? I've got all of this from a very reliable source, a pregnant woman.
"Just tell him to talk to her and offer her help that's the sure fire way.
Women need to feel wanted and appreciated.
They want to feel like they're attractive and a lot of women struggle feeling attractive while they're pregnant. Today even I feel like a fatty haha"
But yes, for non Freuding babble, have her down some cashews to balance out her hormones.
The main thing I'm noticing about all this is that @Artair has been totally jolted out of his own depression by someone else's.
I don't take misery in other peoples suffering, I just feel good when I'm helping them.
So I see.
Actually it's just the Cashews, I do have a bit of a hormonal imbalance that causes me to feel severely depressed and apathetic, I was actually prescribed to eat them for that very reason. I don't want to talk about it either.
Once again though, keep her away from soy products, soy contains severe amounts of estrogen, which may be causing her to be a moody bitch.
Cashew milk should perhaps be given to her instead of regular milk, because lord knows that is done to that.
Is this too much information?
It may be. Uber is probably half drunk by now.
Well, the advice is sound and I'm good evidence of that.
I meant TMI as in, "Dear gods, I didn't need to know that Ian."
To think I almost logged off and missed cashew tits.
My next days off seem to be next sunday, we just had three people fired, one of which was going to allow me to have this saturday off.
Oh shit! From this morning’s Mail-Tribune: “Medford police recovered the body of an unidentified white male from the waters of the Rogue River early this morning. The coroners office has not confirmed the cause of death but an unopened jar of freeze dried cashews was found floating nearby and police are currently working on the assumption that it was used to bash in the victim’s skull.”
a jar huh? Must have been one soft skull.
Are you kidding me?
In Jimmy's free time, he likes to write onion style news clips and post them in chat servers.
Wow, you guys can really use me as an example for the healing power of cashews.
Just yesterday I was DM'ing Austin Discussing suicide, ate a few handfuls of Cashews, drank some cashew milk, and It's all better.
Hey guys, can you check my question on <#300407039065194497> ?
Things are a bit better today