Message from Wehrmacht in Cascadian Coffee Company #family


2017-06-25 04:10:06 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/328386348358828032/20170613_232547.jpg

2017-06-25 04:10:25 UTC  

wow, that's quite a while. He looks alright, nice big Aryan forehead. And he's just like his dad, no hair to speak of!

2017-06-25 04:10:46 UTC  

You have yourself a first rate son!

2017-06-25 04:12:06 UTC  

Hwhy thank you sir

2017-06-25 04:12:14 UTC  

He has a bit of hair though

2017-06-25 04:12:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/322564979096158219/328386944545325059/20170613_232539.jpg

2017-06-25 04:12:32 UTC  

Your very lucky!

2017-06-25 04:12:39 UTC  

Hmm, are you Italian?

2017-06-25 04:13:00 UTC  

No sir

2017-06-25 04:13:07 UTC  

British?

2017-06-25 04:13:09 UTC  

Irish?

2017-06-25 04:13:49 UTC  

Welsh, German, Norwegian and Scottish

2017-06-25 04:14:06 UTC  

Wow, you would think you would have lighter features then.

2017-06-25 04:14:30 UTC  

lol

2017-06-25 04:14:37 UTC  

Ignore those last few questions.

2017-06-25 04:15:07 UTC  

I've spent my life working outside

2017-06-25 04:15:23 UTC  

No, I meant the hair and eye color.

2017-06-25 04:15:25 UTC  

I have to.

2017-06-25 04:15:33 UTC  

Lolololol

2017-06-25 04:16:13 UTC  

My grandmother was full Norwegian. My darker features come from my grandfather

2017-06-25 04:16:30 UTC  

And my father

2017-06-25 04:16:43 UTC  

Beautiful, you and your Son!

2017-06-25 04:16:52 UTC  

Whats his name?

2017-06-25 04:17:03 UTC  

Connor James

2017-06-25 04:17:17 UTC  

Nice!

2017-06-25 04:17:38 UTC  

Austin, remind me again why you refuse to contribute to the furtherance of the Aryan race?

2017-06-25 04:17:43 UTC  

My fiancee is Irish and hwhite spanish

2017-06-25 04:17:52 UTC  

ahh

2017-06-25 04:17:58 UTC  

Castillian?

2017-06-25 04:18:51 UTC  

She has porcelain skin. Suuuuper white.

2017-06-25 04:19:12 UTC  

He has her complexion.

2017-06-25 04:19:45 UTC  

Your baby is very beautiful!

2017-06-25 04:20:22 UTC  

why thank you 👌 👌

2017-06-25 04:20:38 UTC  

So, what's going on now?

2017-06-25 04:21:00 UTC  

Your not trying to maintain your relationship if you are not force feeding your wife Cashews as we speak.

2017-06-25 04:21:10 UTC  

Also Austin, please do disregard that question.

2017-06-25 04:27:36 UTC  

Little one looks a bit grumpy

2017-06-25 04:28:16 UTC  

He does, he hasn't had his cashews today.

2017-06-25 19:37:23 UTC  

Why I don't want to have kids?

2017-06-25 19:37:35 UTC  

Because when Poets have kids they die of depression

2017-06-25 21:56:17 UTC  

Achtung Juden