Message from @roadcrypto

Discord ID: 532974238882201611


2019-01-10 17:22:38 UTC  

🤔

2019-01-10 17:23:15 UTC  

Then just on the nomenclature and size front, a tablespoon generally makes for a damn good approximation, if not measuring instrument, for what constitutes a tablespoon of a substance

2019-01-10 17:23:35 UTC  

And guess what common household item can similarly be used to approximate the US customary unit "teaspoon"

2019-01-10 17:24:45 UTC  

Anyway, back to talk about history and annexing Canada

2019-01-10 17:25:35 UTC  

There were repeated proposals, attempts, and invitations on the part of the US for Canada to get annexed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532973294849228831/Annexation_Bill_of_1866.gif

2019-01-10 17:25:43 UTC  

We almost got Newfoundland back in 1946

2019-01-10 17:25:44 UTC  

It was close

2019-01-10 17:25:55 UTC  

But Congress rejected their invitation

2019-01-10 17:26:11 UTC  

And the Brits prevented them from holding such a referendum

2019-01-10 17:26:42 UTC  
2019-01-10 17:26:43 UTC  

much like how the Brits forbade British Columbia from seeking American annexation following the Alaska Purchase, despite BC having been led by an annexationist governor at the time

2019-01-10 17:27:09 UTC  

Also in 1946, we offered $100,000,000 to Denmark if they'd sell us Greenland

2019-01-10 17:27:30 UTC  

In 1917 they had accepted $25,000,000 for their share of the West Indies, for perspective

2019-01-10 17:27:54 UTC  

New Brunswick, coolest flag

2019-01-10 17:28:05 UTC  

tfw Denmark won't let us enforce an omnidirectional blockade against Canada

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532973925152456722/Greenland.png

2019-01-10 17:28:25 UTC  

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, CANADA
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED

2019-01-10 17:28:33 UTC  

pffft

2019-01-10 17:28:38 UTC  

Noice

2019-01-10 17:28:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532974077233856530/Annex_Greenland_when.png

2019-01-10 17:29:20 UTC  

you guys don't even know where Alaska is most of the time...

2019-01-10 17:29:33 UTC  
2019-01-10 17:29:37 UTC  

Wait Alaska is real?

2019-01-10 17:29:44 UTC  

We know where it is, because we've been eyeing the corridor connecting to it for 150 years now

2019-01-10 17:29:48 UTC  

Oh nvm that was Narnia

2019-01-10 17:29:56 UTC  

Just one more piece to the puzzle to go

2019-01-10 17:30:13 UTC  
2019-01-10 17:30:36 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532974554922876938/USA.jpg

2019-01-10 17:30:43 UTC  

fuckers 😂

2019-01-10 17:31:06 UTC  

you have to admit though... we have a pretty good relationship if we can joke about this

2019-01-10 17:31:08 UTC  

Manifest Destiny is an annexation of peace

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532974692118560810/Annexation_of_Canada.png

2019-01-10 17:31:17 UTC  

Joke?

2019-01-10 17:31:38 UTC  

you think it would be an invasion?

2019-01-10 17:31:39 UTC  

Day of the Rake when?

2019-01-10 17:31:44 UTC  

This was a serious contingency plan back in the 1930's.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532974843600175105/War_Plan_Red_title.png

2019-01-10 17:32:01 UTC  

you don't need to frigin invade 😂 silly muricans

2019-01-10 17:32:03 UTC  

just ask

2019-01-10 17:32:13 UTC  

And yes, it would be, because Canada seemed very unlikely to declare itself a republic or allow US occupation of significant chunks of land at that time

2019-01-10 17:32:24 UTC  

as stated here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/532966360519802890/532975011292643328/War_Plan_Red_Crimson_neutrality.png

2019-01-10 17:32:35 UTC  

it's like me saying America is Trump. it's not true, America is filled with Americans

2019-01-10 17:33:09 UTC  

The difference is, a core part of the American identity doesn't revolve around contrarianism against Canada