Message from Artair in Cascadian Coffee Company #general


2017-06-23 03:53:17 UTC  

Oh yeah, can't go wrong with that, but I have a better solution...

2017-06-23 03:53:19 UTC  

Just a sec

2017-06-23 03:53:55 UTC  

The third edge makes it a perfect fighting knife!

2017-06-23 03:54:30 UTC  

Oh boy putting this on my wish list

2017-06-23 03:55:41 UTC  

It's a REALLY good knife because of the insane geometric design it has, absolutely brilliant. Cutting limitations put even on double edged blade are shoved aside, that has a 3/16's long blade on the tip that can cut arteries very quickly.

2017-06-23 03:56:10 UTC  

Cool fuck a karambit then

2017-06-23 03:56:13 UTC  

no sarcasm

2017-06-23 03:56:19 UTC  

This shit is rad

2017-06-23 03:57:09 UTC  

48,882 views on that song

2017-06-23 03:57:13 UTC  

The besh wedge is made by grinding only a single face of either edge, giving it superior strength as well, preventing breakage if you have to stab something.

2017-06-23 03:57:14 UTC  

come on guys we can make it

2017-06-23 03:57:47 UTC  

I have handled a slightly longer version before, works great in practice...

2017-06-23 03:58:30 UTC  

oh.

2017-06-23 03:58:41 UTC  

But if you want to prevent too much blood from getting on you?

2017-06-23 03:59:14 UTC  

I have a way to freeze the wound immediately, and instantly kill your assailant, like if they were on drugs and continued attacking you.

2017-06-23 03:59:46 UTC  

I'm down to listen

2017-06-23 04:00:18 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300407039065194497/327659104761806850/shark2.png

2017-06-23 04:00:21 UTC  

Deadliest knife ever made.

2017-06-23 04:00:53 UTC  

Pull the button after stabbing, and enough Co2 to inflate a basket ball is released, freezing the wound completely.

2017-06-23 04:01:21 UTC  

Holy damn

2017-06-23 04:02:01 UTC  

There is a tube leading through to the tip, so you have to stab, but for a one time use... It's all you need to neutralize any target, no matter how drugged up.

2017-06-23 04:03:05 UTC  

It's a dive knife used to kill sharks and freeze the wound, preventing blood from attracting other sharks.

2017-06-23 04:03:30 UTC  

I say this advisedly of course, in theory that you were attacked or were in an apocolyptic event.

2017-06-23 04:04:42 UTC  

For any use however, if you are willing to spare one grand, get the Jagdkommando Tri dagger.

2017-06-23 04:04:45 UTC  

Oh shit.

2017-06-23 04:04:57 UTC  

I just realized I sperged out and wasted all this time talking about knives.

2017-06-23 04:05:02 UTC  

I'm terribly sorry.

2017-06-23 04:05:18 UTC  

I enjoy it.

2017-06-23 04:06:19 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300407039065194497/327660617307521024/J.png

2017-06-23 04:06:29 UTC  

This does not require knoweledge of edge geometry, slash or slit with this any way you want.

2017-06-23 04:07:25 UTC  

Never forget these!

2017-06-23 04:07:32 UTC  

Expandable batons.

2017-06-23 04:17:44 UTC  

yeeee

2017-06-23 05:29:05 UTC  

Got a jogger baton after my sister in law was brutally beaten and robbed by a gang of teen niggers

2017-06-23 05:30:19 UTC  

That was for starters, got my conceal carry license so its shoppin time

2017-06-23 05:54:33 UTC  

Excellent

2017-06-23 05:55:05 UTC  

The part about carrying