Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 494924296888647712


2018-09-27 17:28:20 UTC  

i gangwaped Ford, not the Kav

2018-09-27 17:28:23 UTC  

I almost raped her! No! twas me!

Is this your only chance at 15minutes of fame?

2018-09-27 17:29:35 UTC  

I've got 200 men willing to testify at a moment's notice

2018-09-27 17:29:39 UTC  

im talking about thwe linked article

2018-09-27 17:29:42 UTC  

they all raped her, not kav

2018-09-27 17:29:42 UTC  

The Judiciary Committee Republican staff did not release any details about the men, but said each had been interviewed, and one had provided a written statement.

2018-09-27 17:30:01 UTC  

time for a polygraph

2018-09-27 17:30:18 UTC  

a polygraph eh? thatll get to the bottom things

2018-09-27 17:30:26 UTC  

im sure!

2018-09-27 17:30:37 UTC  

their credibility is unquestionable

2018-09-27 17:30:43 UTC  

turtwife trying to learn to crochet

2018-09-27 17:30:47 UTC  

swearing like a sailor

polygraph is insubmissible

2018-09-27 17:30:48 UTC  

all liars experience physiological stress

2018-09-27 17:31:05 UTC  

even sociopaths <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

Does anyone have a SIT REP on when we start again?

2018-09-27 17:32:13 UTC  

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2018-09-27 17:32:25 UTC  

12 more minutes

2018-09-27 17:32:27 UTC  

WHERES MY FUCKING BURGER PRESS

2018-09-27 17:32:51 UTC  

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2018-09-27 17:33:09 UTC  

DELETE

I can take a shit faster

2018-09-27 17:33:14 UTC  

wot u need a press for to make bergers m8

2018-09-27 17:33:28 UTC  

so they're pro

2018-09-27 17:33:30 UTC  

smash burgers?

HIGH ENERGY

2018-09-27 17:33:59 UTC  

oi wee lad just use a cookie cutter

2018-09-27 17:34:45 UTC  

nibba pls

2018-09-27 17:34:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494924904471199745/20180927_183436.jpg

2018-09-27 17:34:56 UTC  

cooking is serious business

2018-09-27 17:34:59 UTC  

The Mystery of ChessBurgers

How do you think TurtKid is 5ft tall already

2018-09-27 17:35:33 UTC  

you joke but like

2018-09-27 17:35:34 UTC  

serious chefs dont need an appliance for each food item they can produce