Long gnarled vines creep along the walls. My corpse is suspended in the center of the room bound by the wrists and ankles in the shape of an X. Thousands of pepperoni pieces have been glued to my body and the word "cowabunga!" has been freshly laser engraved into my forehead. My eyes have been carved out and replaced with slow blinking Christmas lights. In the far corner, a wax mannequin of John Malkovitch looks on approvingly, his hands automated to clap at a snails pace and his laughter slowed by 50 times. At his feet 13 lucky cats wave their paws in perfect unison. The floor is made of ancient red clay brick slabs with a series of alien looking symbols carved into each one. On the speakers we hear the faint serenade of "Cotten Eye Joe" playing on repeat like a whisper on the wind.

haha

Rule on that

i cant eat chips with the same spice blend everytime

I did rosemary last time

good choice

think I'll do "american chip spice" this time

they had that at Burgerville for awhile

invented in my home town

lol

(not america)

american chip spice would just be salt lol

HAHAHAHA

yeah idk why they called it that

if we're still talking fries

yeah it's fries seasoning

and it is the good shit

tomato fries smh

jk it sounds good

Tomato Flakes

wtf is that E621

yeah I'll give this to my kid

sounds like a website Bakeon would go to

haha

barely fried tomato slices with ranch dressing

I buy all my food on InfoWars.com/store

try it

theyre editorializing to her about how much rape is

if I had to guess it's MSG

there's a huge phobia of MSG here

this is ridiculous

so it's referred to as flavour enhancer lol

wait e621 literally IS the furfag porn site

wait what

and yes it is MSG

so its fine

please never make me google that again

how do you FEEL?