I can easily make that without a special thingy

There's a lot of fat in them

the fat is good

or is it garlic

onion

you want 27%

little bit of garlic

onion yeh

"sympathizing with her perpetrator"
oh fuck off

this is only 12%

but should be fine

she doesnt *have* a perpetrator

you cant call the accused that

"the accused" would be more appropriate

hes not even a suspect yet

she's on gofundme!

now to decide fries seasoning

I got a *selection*

Go Fund ME in there weeew

lemme see all the spices you would NOT use

lol

This Council

muh spices

for fries i really like a little fresh italian parsely chopped very fine

I just need salt, pepper, chili and fresh garlic

I got a jar literally labelled "chip seasoning"

it sucks tho

lol

its probly just ground up chips

usa chips i mean

Long gnarled vines creep along the walls. My corpse is suspended in the center of the room bound by the wrists and ankles in the shape of an X. Thousands of pepperoni pieces have been glued to my body and the word "cowabunga!" has been freshly laser engraved into my forehead. My eyes have been carved out and replaced with slow blinking Christmas lights. In the far corner, a wax mannequin of John Malkovitch looks on approvingly, his hands automated to clap at a snails pace and his laughter slowed by 50 times. At his feet 13 lucky cats wave their paws in perfect unison. The floor is made of ancient red clay brick slabs with a series of alien looking symbols carved into each one. On the speakers we hear the faint serenade of "Cotten Eye Joe" playing on repeat like a whisper on the wind.

haha

Rule on that

i cant eat chips with the same spice blend everytime

I did rosemary last time

good choice

think I'll do "american chip spice" this time

they had that at Burgerville for awhile

invented in my home town