Message from @turtwig

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I know TurtWife hid it

2018-09-27 17:56:21 UTC  

I got the audio book ver

2018-09-27 17:56:25 UTC  

i dont have 12 rules its expensive

2018-09-27 17:56:26 UTC  

but completely forgot about it

2018-09-27 17:56:30 UTC  

until you just asked

2018-09-27 17:57:55 UTC  

is there a "best app" for audio books

2018-09-27 17:58:20 UTC  

theyre not just recordings?

2018-09-27 17:58:59 UTC  

ive only watched them on youtube

2018-09-27 17:59:07 UTC  

I haven't listened to non YouTube/podcast audio on my phone

2018-09-27 17:59:09 UTC  

... ever?

Country Club

2018-09-27 17:59:25 UTC  

I definitely don't have a media player beyond the built in shit lol

2018-09-27 17:59:46 UTC  

i'd just use VLC

2018-09-27 18:00:12 UTC  

Mayo + French fries = hella <:gay:382982146249326612>

2018-09-27 18:00:18 UTC  

nah its fine

2018-09-27 18:02:18 UTC  

jew butts in on actual detail question, then cut to another you are not on trial you are so brave speech

2018-09-27 18:02:38 UTC  

nothing is getting done because they just keep regurgitating editorials

2018-09-27 18:02:46 UTC  

yup

2018-09-27 18:02:56 UTC  

I BELIEVE YOUS are being said

2018-09-27 18:03:07 UTC  

which is super fucked up

2018-09-27 18:03:18 UTC  

maybe she should be on trial

2018-09-27 18:03:25 UTC  

maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much

2018-09-27 18:03:28 UTC  

countersuit when

2018-09-27 18:03:34 UTC  

defamation suit

2018-09-27 18:03:51 UTC  

they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves

2018-09-27 18:04:00 UTC  

passing a polygraph is not evidence

2018-09-27 18:04:24 UTC  

i feel sick honestly

2018-09-27 18:05:25 UTC  

Harris can barely hold back strategic tears

2018-09-27 18:05:41 UTC  

it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph

2018-09-27 18:05:52 UTC  

how about a beta blocker

2018-09-27 18:06:17 UTC  

also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch

2018-09-27 18:06:44 UTC  

that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging

2018-09-27 18:07:09 UTC  

Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award

2018-09-27 18:07:26 UTC  

"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"

2018-09-27 18:08:09 UTC  

the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?

2018-09-27 18:08:13 UTC  

tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub

2018-09-27 18:09:22 UTC  

idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic

2018-09-27 18:09:25 UTC  

fuk

2018-09-27 18:09:31 UTC  

I forgot to slice pickles

2018-09-27 18:09:33 UTC  

It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free