also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch

that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging

Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award

"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"

the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?

tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub

@turtwig https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ak.alizandro.smartaudiobookplayer

idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic

fuk

I forgot to slice pickles

It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free

I am a bad husbando

pickles are womens' work

oh shit

She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM

🤷 🥒

You’re married?

That actually looks pretty good...

so smol

You just need to add more stuff on it

man that press was a ripoff

Turt you done got swindled

Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.

thats better 🥔

You cook for your wife? That’s so sweet

that's a nice picture

I'm too drunk to find the cheese

Too smol

rip

🍔 🐢

me in 5 mins ^

lol wtf?

he drunk

yee

"lets be nice to her"

CAN WE BE EXCUSED, SHE'S TIRED!

"thank you for your bravery coming out"

that was awkward

raped is a new gender confirmed