Message from @turtwig
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maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much
countersuit when
defamation suit
they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves
passing a polygraph is not evidence
i feel sick honestly
Harris can barely hold back strategic tears
it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph
how about a beta blocker
also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch
that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging
Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award
"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"
the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?
tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub
idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic
fuk
I forgot to slice pickles
It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free
pickles are womens' work
oh shit
She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Youβre married?
That actually looks pretty good...
so smol
You just need to add more stuff on it
man that press was a ripoff
Turt you done got swindled
Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.
thats better π₯
You cook for your wife? Thatβs so sweet
that's a nice picture
I'm too drunk to find the cheese
Too smol
rip
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