Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 494933625637437457


2018-09-27 18:03:07 UTC  

which is super fucked up

2018-09-27 18:03:18 UTC  

maybe she should be on trial

2018-09-27 18:03:25 UTC  

maybe then she wouldn't be lying so much

2018-09-27 18:03:28 UTC  

countersuit when

2018-09-27 18:03:34 UTC  

defamation suit

2018-09-27 18:03:51 UTC  

they have to keep reiterating the narrative, just in case the public starts to think for themselves

2018-09-27 18:04:00 UTC  

passing a polygraph is not evidence

2018-09-27 18:04:24 UTC  

i feel sick honestly

2018-09-27 18:05:25 UTC  

Harris can barely hold back strategic tears

2018-09-27 18:05:41 UTC  

it doesn't take a whole lot of skill to game a polygraph

2018-09-27 18:05:52 UTC  

how about a beta blocker

2018-09-27 18:06:17 UTC  

also trying to turn this into a HUGE "this is just a symptom of a bigger problem, you are saving the world" thing is quite a stretch

2018-09-27 18:06:44 UTC  

that shit is some motherfuckin liveblogging

2018-09-27 18:07:09 UTC  

Ford: Strong Raped Woman of the Year Award

2018-09-27 18:07:26 UTC  

"we're almost done gibbing u cuddlez"

2018-09-27 18:08:09 UTC  

the dude on the right looks like an actor, but i cant remember his name, anyone know who i'm thinking of?

2018-09-27 18:08:13 UTC  

tell the US Supreme Court i'd *also* like a backrub

2018-09-27 18:09:22 UTC  

idk ddog he just looks like such a jew which is weird cause im not even antisemitic

2018-09-27 18:09:25 UTC  

fuk

2018-09-27 18:09:31 UTC  

I forgot to slice pickles

2018-09-27 18:09:33 UTC  

It's a costs a dollar but you get a month free

2018-09-27 18:09:36 UTC  

I am a bad husbando

2018-09-27 18:10:13 UTC  

pickles are womens' work

She's going HAMMMMMMMMMMMM

2018-09-27 18:11:26 UTC  

๐Ÿคท ๐Ÿฅ’

2018-09-27 18:12:52 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494934468671307776/20180927_191238.jpg

2018-09-27 18:12:57 UTC  

Youโ€™re married?

2018-09-27 18:13:03 UTC  

That actually looks pretty good...

2018-09-27 18:13:07 UTC  

so smol

2018-09-27 18:13:12 UTC  

You just need to add more stuff on it

2018-09-27 18:13:17 UTC  

man that press was a ripoff

2018-09-27 18:13:26 UTC  

Turt you done got swindled

2018-09-27 18:13:26 UTC  

Lettuce, ketchup, tomatoes, mustard, et.

2018-09-27 18:13:33 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372507611284766722/494934641011064833/20180927_191321.jpg

2018-09-27 18:13:47 UTC  

thats better ๐Ÿฅ”

2018-09-27 18:14:05 UTC  

You cook for your wife? Thatโ€™s so sweet

2018-09-27 18:14:05 UTC  

that's a nice picture

2018-09-27 18:14:08 UTC  

I'm too drunk to find the cheese

2018-09-27 18:14:10 UTC  

Too smol