I think its pretty woke

like, they can't even get before and after photos with skinny afters

haha

Fat Americans

this country has a deep sickness

cleanse the lands with fire

only the fit will escape

jog 3 times per week

Corn Syrup

or DIE

fuck HFCS

**bickley#4444** was cleansed from the server.

as fire station chief, would you send good men into a burning house to rescue a morbidly obese person? they might die trying. fat people are harder to rescue

I dont think theres a man on earth who could carry my youngest roommate out of a house

Oh yeah

https://i.imgur.com/2XNwRZI.gifv

men that can lift 450lbs of steel, would not be able to get their arms around her

What about a rocking chair

I use one in my study lounge, it’s pretty neat

I remember that pes-neck antifa professor

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2018/09/01/d3c7023891b5dd8d.mp4

I wonder what he's doing these days

https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1047552410762334209

Lol the reee

Sjws accepting mein Kampf into academic journals is peak 2018

https://twitter.com/MikeNayna/status/1047276851918327808?s=19

i didnt get a text from the Don <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

i got a weird "Presidential Alert" emergency broadcasting thing

fuck my life

**Sans#7835** was cleansed from the server.

but i can't view it because im using Signal for SMS and it wants me to reenable default messenger

liquipoop is the worst

can someone show me what it says?

ICBM Inbound

lolo

I didn't get a text I got a automated message system that was really loud

1776 comes AGAIN! <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

"new phone who dis"

to every phone in america

The britbongs are coming!

The Britbongs never left! WAKE UP SHEEPLE

You're right we should nuke new england