as fire station chief, would you send good men into a burning house to rescue a morbidly obese person? they might die trying. fat people are harder to rescue

I dont think theres a man on earth who could carry my youngest roommate out of a house

Oh yeah

https://i.imgur.com/2XNwRZI.gifv

men that can lift 450lbs of steel, would not be able to get their arms around her

What about a rocking chair

I use one in my study lounge, it’s pretty neat

I remember that pes-neck antifa professor

https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2018/09/01/d3c7023891b5dd8d.mp4

I wonder what he's doing these days

https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1047552410762334209

Lol the reee

Sjws accepting mein Kampf into academic journals is peak 2018

https://twitter.com/MikeNayna/status/1047276851918327808?s=19

i didnt get a text from the Don <:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

i got a weird "Presidential Alert" emergency broadcasting thing

fuck my life

**Sans#7835** was cleansed from the server.

but i can't view it because im using Signal for SMS and it wants me to reenable default messenger

liquipoop is the worst

can someone show me what it says?

ICBM Inbound

lolo

I didn't get a text I got a automated message system that was really loud

1776 comes AGAIN! <:alex_jones:453626940021276672>

"new phone who dis"

to every phone in america

The britbongs are coming!

The Britbongs never left! WAKE UP SHEEPLE

You're right we should nuke new england

I didn't realise signal handled sms

I thought it was just yet-another-instant-messaging-app

I got the same thing on my phone a few minutes ago

sms needs to die off it's pretty useless

except for people who don't have data plans

which is a remarkably large amount of people

i only use Signal for SMS

I use WhatsApp for my wife and telegram for my friends

i only use it cause it has encryption

and you're sending text messages with content that's so sensitive that it needs encrypting?

i also almost never use my phone, for anything, much less to talk to people

dick pics