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2018-10-17 23:07:19 UTC  

been figthing the turks since 100BC

2018-10-17 23:07:42 UTC  

I'd love to see a paradrop of cops onto a riot

2018-10-17 23:07:54 UTC  

I've seen italian highway cops walk around trailers with hundreds of bee hives and bees buzzing around not giving a fuck

2018-10-17 23:07:58 UTC  

that would be an #epic gamer moment

2018-10-17 23:09:20 UTC  

but I still think bee hives are a good way to smuggle anything that fits

2018-10-17 23:09:29 UTC  

Not a bad idea

2018-10-17 23:09:34 UTC  

Same with exotic animals

2018-10-17 23:10:04 UTC  

anyway, gnight

2018-10-17 23:10:10 UTC  

gnite

2018-10-17 23:10:22 UTC  

wonder if dogs would react any different

2018-10-17 23:10:29 UTC  

if I find any noteworty communist graffiti I will show

2018-10-17 23:11:11 UTC  

oh right, the first day it was the commies, the second the christians, but on the third day a lady gave me a phamplet for a sushy restourant

2018-10-17 23:11:18 UTC  

@Holy Intersectional Inquisition If they do, people will assume the dog is barking at bees

2018-10-17 23:12:10 UTC  

yeah would be harder for them but if the also have other way indicating a positive like waggling their tail or something

2018-10-17 23:12:22 UTC  

lying down

2018-10-17 23:12:28 UTC  

oh yeah

2018-10-17 23:13:01 UTC  

well it reduces the chances of close inspection but if they know you got something they will still tear everything apart

2018-10-17 23:13:24 UTC  

how do you smuggle bees though?

2018-10-17 23:13:33 UTC  

You forgot about the bear cops

2018-10-17 23:13:39 UTC  

no you transport bees and put stuff into the hive boxes

2018-10-17 23:14:14 UTC  

but what if you want to smuggle bees, where do you put them?

2018-10-17 23:14:27 UTC  

wrap em up in cocaine

2018-10-17 23:14:41 UTC  

genius

2018-10-17 23:14:45 UTC  

This angers the bee

2018-10-17 23:15:03 UTC  

don't want no coked up bees

2018-10-17 23:15:06 UTC  

smuggling queens is easier than whole hives

2018-10-17 23:15:40 UTC  

hives need a good air supply or even better a cooling unit

2018-10-17 23:15:57 UTC  

😄

2018-10-17 23:17:06 UTC  

"Here, take my EpiPen"

2018-10-17 23:18:01 UTC  

TSA guy does a cavity search, gets swarmed by bees

2018-10-17 23:18:04 UTC  

*It's bees all the way down*

2018-10-17 23:18:06 UTC  

there was a study about drug effects on bees, when coked up they would start telling shit like the source food they found was actually less great than they told

2018-10-17 23:18:40 UTC  

Coke makes flowers taste like shit?

2018-10-17 23:18:54 UTC  

nah they were exaggerating

2018-10-17 23:19:32 UTC  

"Dude! Best FUCKING flowers EVER! So awesome. YOU GOTTA TRY IT. HOLY SHIT."

2018-10-17 23:19:40 UTC  

^

2018-10-17 23:20:14 UTC  

how do bees behave on weed?

2018-10-17 23:20:24 UTC  

"OK lets check this out... wait what shit is this? Is Matilda doing coke again, damn scouts!"

2018-10-17 23:20:25 UTC  

Hang out on the flowers too long?

2018-10-17 23:26:03 UTC  

protected by a swarm, training bees to deliver product