Message from @turtwig

Discord ID: 502899883498274816


2018-10-19 17:40:34 UTC  

got a renewal quote for my insurance

2018-10-19 17:40:41 UTC  

they want 1200 quid

2018-10-19 17:40:44 UTC  

fuck off m8

2018-10-19 17:40:48 UTC  

I put barbecue sauce on my pizza but it's not like the barbecue sauce that Americans or Europeans typically think of. Not like HP Sauce or anything but like homemade Guinness sauce

2018-10-19 17:41:17 UTC  

that's only on the meat portion of the

Time to shop around lad

2018-10-19 17:41:54 UTC  

they're telling me I've got 2 years NCB on the quote πŸ€”

You did buy a French car tho, so it's your own fault

2018-10-19 17:42:11 UTC  

For sure though barbecue sauce replacing the marinara sauce, that that's new wife time

2018-10-19 17:42:42 UTC  

yo this French car gets considerably better mpg than my old car lol

2018-10-19 17:42:50 UTC  

filled it up **for the first time** today

2018-10-19 17:43:00 UTC  

had it over 2 weeks

2018-10-19 17:43:03 UTC  

Β£70

2018-10-19 17:43:14 UTC  

I was putting Β£45+/week in my old car lol

2018-10-19 17:43:26 UTC  

What's the km/L?

2018-10-19 17:43:34 UTC  

km/L

2018-10-19 17:43:39 UTC  

fuck off mate

2018-10-19 17:44:01 UTC  

getting 55mpg regular driving

2018-10-19 17:44:06 UTC  

Be chad, only put in Β£19.97 per week

2018-10-19 17:44:09 UTC  

No beta

2018-10-19 17:44:35 UTC  

motorway will be much better I'm guessing

2018-10-19 17:44:40 UTC  

Eh 55 not bad

2018-10-19 17:44:51 UTC  

my old car was getting 40ish

2018-10-19 17:45:41 UTC  

I had a smartcar in the shop once fucking tuned for nothing but effects 72mp/g

2018-10-19 17:46:14 UTC  

Granted they do run deisiel so they get better distance from the get go

2018-10-19 17:46:38 UTC  

What’s even good with turwife @turtwig ?

2018-10-19 17:47:22 UTC  

@Deleted User excuse me

2018-10-19 17:47:43 UTC  

It was a very simple question what about your wife is positive

2018-10-19 17:47:47 UTC  

do not disrespect my wife I will fite u

2018-10-19 17:47:49 UTC  

She sound like a normie tbh

2018-10-19 17:48:44 UTC  

What happened to our REEE emoji?

2018-10-19 17:49:43 UTC  

Used to have one that looked like <:sad:382980750347206666> <:oof:494878589406150657> <:no_anime:382980749785169940> <:gay:382982146249326612> only said reee

2018-10-19 17:50:15 UTC  

There never was one

2018-10-19 17:51:45 UTC  

I swear we had one. I'm in too many discords :/

2018-10-19 17:52:25 UTC  

@Broo TulsiGang 2024 πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ described that pizza to turtwife, her reply: "ooh sounds cool"

2018-10-19 17:52:27 UTC  

:(

2018-10-19 17:53:01 UTC  

New wife, new life.

Just another kid with a single mother and why?

Black Pizza

2018-10-19 17:55:40 UTC  

lol na this isn't grounds for divorce

2018-10-19 17:55:50 UTC  

she's allowed to like terrible things