just burnt my hand fuck

n00b

drunk n00b

it's okay I'm drunk

^

It happens in tx

Is that Swede?

Tatties

potatoes obv

BrocTrees

SweetPotata

cabbage, broccoli, carrots, potatoes for mash and roast potatoes

FWIW, Texas can either have a shit ton of rain or extremely little of it depending on if it's el nino or la nina.

and in the Oven Fluffy Chicken

I forgot which one it is, so it might be the one where Texas gets extremely little rain.

the fuck

roast pork lad

fuck dem muzzos and joos

El Niño normally results in a lot of rain

There you go.

But that’s for California

Also, which part of Texas?

We had it a couple years ago, but got no rain

My sister was a fussy eater.

Would eat Chicken. SO

Beef = Brown Chicken
Pork = Fluffy Chicken

This shit works

It's several times larger than the UK

oh fuck this looks glorious

I forgot which one it is, but I did notice that when I was living there that for several years it would literally flood all over the place constantly, and in others that you'd have water mains bursting constantly lol.

The track COTA is Austin

That's the bitch of living in Texas, the weather can be fucking insane.

ohh, Austin

I'm not sure even Texans consider Austin to be a part of Texas

It isn't. Not anymore.

It's basically a californian enclave.

They're trying to escape what they did to their shitty country so they come to Texas to make it like their shitty country.

They're basically muslim refugess, but pumpkin spice drinking hipsters.

Next to push Calexit harder

oh they are rolling out all the American / Texas memes on Brit TV

@Veritas Prognostician They do the same shit in Oregon/Washington

Actual cancer.

Yeah, I'm kinda aware of it, because TheYankeeMarshal has been sperging out about it lately.